Diarrhea nips

The act of shooting poo poo out of both areolas simultaneously with a consistency that resembles hot lava exploding from a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.

Dude, I swear to god if he comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the face with straight diarrhea nips.

by WhereDaWhoppers October 5, 2017

Frost Nips

Frozen Nipples, Glass Cutters, A True Weather Detector.

While Waiting at the Bus Stop the Blonde had some Major Frost Nips.

Kellys' Frost Nips Could Cut Glass!

Bria whats the weather today? Let Me Feel My Frost Nips!

by Professor Gert March 18, 2010

ruby nips

Nipples that are pinkish-red in color.

Hey Brett. Remember Joanna? She had some ruby nips!

by nevsky September 12, 2006

Piss Nips

Commonly known as when someone, usually subdued with alcoholic substances, manages to urinate on their own, or someone else's nipple.

Other Interpritations When one makes does a simple mistake i.e. trips up in front of a group of attractive women, and snaps with this simple yet effective outrage of speech.
Usually followed by word diarrhoea; outrageous language.

Ryan: Ah Blaine c,c,checkady check the talent!
Blaine: Oh my god, i think i just creamed
Ryan: I'm going in for it
*Smoothly walking over to the girls, manages to trip over own foot*
Ryan: PISS NIPS
*giggles*
Ryan: WHY THE FUCK WOULD THAT HAPPEN, YOU GODAMN FOOT, YOU CAN JUST SUCK THE INNER SIDE OF MY LEFT NAD

by Ryan Hawkes February 4, 2009

lettice nips

when you are a vegan and you have small nipples but for some reason want to be fat

"rean has burger nips"

thats nothing judas has lettice nips"

by callumt October 10, 2007

nip grip

Nip grip is when you use you index, middle finger, and thumb in the shape of a triangle, grab someones nipple, squeeze as hard as you can, twist, and pull away from that person's body and quickly let go.

geez, my nipple hurts after john gave me that nip grip

by i love my sarahbear November 3, 2010

keff nip

Wigan-ese for when your naked nipple rubs on your shirt all day long until tenderness turns into throbbingess and a kind of paper cut like irritation is achieved (like someone's just ran a sheet of A4 across your nip really quickly and you're not sure if its bleeding or not and it's inconvenient to stop and take a look coz youre at Alton Towers or something).. We also believe it affects women although they will never openly admit to it like men do.

Johnny sez to his mate Paddy "christ man, I've got a reet Keff Nip I have". His mate understandingly nods.

by Johnny 5 is Alive May 8, 2008