The Mickey Salad Story

The origin of Mickey Salad is not as innocent as you might think. Minnie and Mickey Mouse got divorced after Minnie was caught cheating with Daisy Duck. Minnie was the only one in the marriage with Mickey that had a job. She worked at the boutique with Daisy. Mickey became an alcoholic and cocaine addict and began a cannabis farm in his backyard. Eventually, Mickey’s weed dealing business began going south and Mickey became desperate. Not knowing what to do, he smoked all of the weed he couldn’t sell, further deteriorating his physical and mental health. After a very long night of staring at his TV and not taking anything in, he came across a movie that gave him the idea to get himself run over and sue the person who did it. Two days later, Mickey executed his scheme. After he successfully sued the innocent man, he used the money to buy cocaine and pay for the clubhouse’s electricity and water. Eventually, Goofy got sick of living in the clubhouse, nicknamed the Mickey Mouse drughouse so he ratted Mickey out to the police. Donald Duck heard about it and told Mickey before the police raided the clubhouse. Goofy, not wanting to arouse suspicion stayed at the clubhouse waiting for the police to arrive. Mickey used this to his advantage. He made Goofy poisoned salad and ate some himself. Goofy foolishly ingested Mickey’s salad. A few short hours later, they both died after suffering from seizures. That is where the phrase, “Mickey Salad, yucky yucky” comes from.

Child: Mickey salad, yucky yucky
Brother: What does that mean
Sister: You haven’t heard of The Mickey Salad Story?

by MickeySaladYuckyYucky March 28, 2020

Mickey dooen

To stick one's thumb up a chic's bum whilst in the doggy postion.

Picture riding a motobike racing through mountains or racing round a track like mickey dooen.

by lukebrumm April 18, 2008

Sprinkle Mickey

When you whip out your penis to urinate and your piss goes everywhere but in the the toilet

I just had a Sprinkle Mickey in the toilet there , it was all up the wall

by Cum Sponge May 30, 2016

chez mickey

In 2010, a restaurant manager at Disneyland Paris killed himself. Before he died, he scratched a message on a wall "Je ne veux pas retourner chez Mickey" which, translated English, means "I do not want to work for any more'.

Chez Mickey murdered my children

by Ventus HD March 31, 2021

Mickey D's

A cooler way to say McDonald's.

"Hey man, let's go to Mickey D's later."

by Cheek_Clapper March 22, 2020

Mickey Mouse ears

Slang term for over-ear hearing protection. Often used in the US Armed Forces.

Damnit Carl, put on the fucking Mickey Mouse ears or you're gonna go deaf!

"WHAT!?"

by 'WolfMyer' August 8, 2019

mickey

is the cutest and softest bean out there. she’s so caring and lovable & is such a good friend

“do you know who’s the cutest thing out there?”

“no who?”
“mickey!! she’s so adorable!”

by mintyoongi January 25, 2019