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Birthday Mexican

Slang for a sloppy blow job in a car
Joey: "Everything is closed down due to COVID-19... But I could really go for some Birthday Mexican"

*Rebecca proceeds to slurp Joey's shaft loudly and sloppily, not unlike the process of eating Mexican food*
by SaggyBobSaget69 April 12, 2020
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MEXICAN HIGHDIVE

The act of jumping face first from a dresser or platform of some sort, face first into your partners ass.
After the club, Bruce and I went home and I gave him the ol' Mexican Highdive.
by couchguy777 October 13, 2012
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Mexican Mobele

A black truck that Oscar drives to drive Cassie, Izzy and Ziv around while listening to Mexican music
Oscar drive us with the Mexican Mobele
by Someone20101994 April 10, 2010
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Mexican Sunscreen

A position of tanning in which one covers their face with a large sombrero and their genitals with a smaller one
-you have a circular tan line around your pelvis...

:yea, i had on some mexican sunscreen
by Gratefullyendowed May 25, 2011
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Mexican vampire

A Mexican that’s too white for their own race
Oh look there’s a Mexican vampire
by Lolisuded1 November 29, 2018
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Mexican WMD

Bring out the Zyrtec it's the only thing that will protect you if you are attacked by a Mexican WMD!
by King Castillo April 1, 2009
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Mexican Jackhammer

Mexican Jackhammer
The act of a woman prividing a very rough hand job, like a jackhammer, whilst holding the balls up at the base of the penis in order to pound them with every down stroke. The mexican element is derived from the "Ay Ay Ay" sound the gentleman makes during the act.
My balls are the size of grapefruits this morning after Consuela gave me an amazing Mexican Jackhammer last night
by P-Dizzle_1 February 14, 2017
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