Mob Main

In a game called Anime Showdown, there were once and still are children or boys, it's hard to call them men as it seems like those who main Mob, really enjoy the character Shigeo Kageyama and his traits. Therefore the so called Mob Mains tend to be very shy, anti-social, socially awkward and most likely really obese and short, or really tall and skinny there is no in the between, but in most cases they are short and fat. If you were to get killed by them, they are most likely going to say "ez" afterwards. So in short Mob Mains are the type of people that can't keep up a real life conversation and there is a 56% of them being physically unattractive and have miniscule dick energy and 33% that it probably is true. If you got heavily offended by any of this you are probably a Mob Main and it's preferable to avoid being like that, start doing healthy habits and definitely cutting out video games.

Hey did you see that fat person over there?
Yeah, what about him?
I tried to talk to him, but his stench was overwhelming and all he was saying was "run and spam abilities"...Kinda creepy.
Oh, don't worry that's probably a Mob Main.

by quite a nice guy December 29, 2023

let me mob

Tagging along.

You going to the store? Let me mob.

by Lash Money Gang May 3, 2018

mob

an idiot who spelt mod as mob

can i be a mob

by jordenonsnooze December 25, 2020

The Mob that Hates Vowels

A synonym for YHVH.

Abraham : So what about that Torah? Have you learned anything yet?
Rachel : Fuck you Abe! You know I can’t fight against the Mob that Hates Vowels.

by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021

Mob

Mob or Mobbin. When the whole posse is going somewhere

Cmon y'all let's mob. Or: I was mashing down the highway from the po and was hella mobbin.

by OGFrisco September 5, 2017

THICC MOB

-evan lynch,a very thicc male figure with a nice ass

Damn,look at that THICC MOB!

by Thicc Marv October 5, 2018

stoner mob

Verb; For those times when you and the homies need to go somewhere but only have one skateboard or longboard. One person rides the board ahead, while the other(s) walks behind. Once far enough (not too far), first person then shoots the board backwards as they step off, passing the board to the homie. Rinse and repeat.

For more than 2 people, person the furthest behind gets priority on the pass back.

Progressive: stoner-mobbing

The walk will be much quicker if we stoner mob it.

Greg left his board in his ladies whip, so we stoner mobbed it to the yard.

by DonTripper November 13, 2023