Snatch Goblin

A derogatory term for a heterosexual male or a homosexual female. Referring to one who spends more time in the depths of a vaginal abyss rather than out, interacting, in the real world.

Jenna: "Hey, where's David?"
Tom: "Oh, he's stuck between Kylie's thighs again."
Jenna: "Oh my god, he is such a snatch goblin."
Tom: "True that."

by oogabooga456 May 22, 2013

Achilles goblin

Goblin that hides under bleachers or any other object that leaves a space for your heel and slices the tendon on your heel

The Achilles goblin sliced my Achilles heel and I couldn't find him

by Dat1dude but n0t rea11y him July 15, 2016

glory goblin

Any male posing as a female to give men oral sex though a Glory Hole.

Many men are unaware that on the other side of the Glory Hole may be another male, or what we call a "Glory Goblin" .

by PMitrano January 14, 2016

Goblin Slayed

a slang term to get raped by someone.

my theory on how sarada will get her mangekyo sharingan is get her GOBLIN SLAYED by shin uchiha clones

by Illumia Diatmonte Zuis November 8, 2018

sneaky goblin

When man/woman farts and it rolls to the front and, oh so delicately, tickles the balls/clitoris.

Yo bro, you seem a little tense...hemorroids acting up? Nah, just a sneaky goblin.

by Jrmoragf July 18, 2017

gut goblin

A term to be used for a fat/ugly woman's baby or an ugly baby

Nicole keeps talking about her Little Gut Goblin

by DaFinchyCode August 28, 2017

Goblin stomp

When a real man shows odjection by dancing and thrashing to an unjust finger placement

Touch his backside again and Brandon will do the goblin stomp for half price

by Goblin stomppers for sale September 2, 2017