Mud Flute

The act of defecating in a woman (or man’s) mouth and then having them perform oral sex on you.

I’m glad I skipped the corn at dinner, otherwise the mud flute would scrape my penis.

by JustJamesPa March 13, 2018

saggy skin flute

When a young woman or man give a blow job to a really old fat man

Trace quit playing the saggy skin flute

by Dipshitmicfindercunt June 23, 2016

Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass. When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

The anal sex was so extra we played the two stage flute.
I will wife a girl that plays the two stage flute with me!

by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018

french flute

When you try to drink from a vessel that's much too large for your mouth to take so you get covered in liquid.

"Ooh! Check her out! She's playing the French Flute!"

by SmellsHomeless November 22, 2013

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by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

Coot Flute

A slang term referring to the unconventional and intimate act of inserting a vape device into another person's vagina and inhaling from it.

At the wild party, Kris shocked everyone by attempting a coot flute with his partner, leaving the room in stunned silence.

by LazySGT May 14, 2025

Flooded-Flute

When a female is highly turned on and to the point that she’s a real super soaker. The males penis upon having intercourse becomes wrinkled (like your fingers when you’re in the water to long)! The flaccid penis becomes useless to the female after being drowned by her own hurricane of pleasure . Usually the sad decrepit flute just becomes completely inoperable. No more pleasure gun! So this means no Bang!Bang! So choose your side bitches carefully.

Sally, can you believe that bastard”Burton” actually turned up in bed with a flooded-flute?!!

by zAbBa.ZaBbA.zOm.ZoM February 23, 2022