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Bike Hangings

At the annual Wheeler Block Party in Maycomb Il it has been tradition to hang a bike from a stop sign. After stepping up the tradition in 2011 by lighting the bike on fire; SWAT police were called in and maced several hundred students.
Tom: Oh, the horror of 'bike hangings' and felony littering.

Mike: The only reasonable response can be gangs of goose stepping SWAT cops with automatic weapons and airstrikes from Predator drones.
by windowshade May 24, 2011
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gay bike

Similar to how roller bladers are called fruit booters.
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bike curious

when you wonder how it might be to shag a slag
dave admitted he was tempted to give up his frustrating life of moral fibre, faithfullness and trustworthyness and shag anything that would have him, he was bike curious
by bartonscooter November 16, 2009
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Dirt Bike

an annoying 2 stroke vehicle with a muffler note resembling that of a fart can honda civic on steroids, often driven by teens or young adults who feel they need to nearly hit every person or truck on the trails to act cool because of some form of self insecurity.
did you see that idiot on the Dirt Bike? he nearly ran straight into that parked truck flying down the trail, just barely missing the driver that had gotten out as well.
by neednotapply January 4, 2009
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Dyke Bike

The male equivalent for a fag hag. A heterosexual male that hangs out with a lesbian or lesbians.
Everyone knew that Ann was the fag hag of her friends, but it was not well known that her brother George was the dyke bike of his friends.
by George358502 June 6, 2009
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super bike!

term used when about to be run over by one
AAAGGGHHH! Super Bike!
by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003
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Wanna Ride Bikes

An expression used to point out someone's inability to focus on a given task due to Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD).
q: How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to screw in a light bulb?

a: Wanna Ride Bikes?
by fish27 September 9, 2008
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