Australian Face Massage

A punch in the face. To give someone an Australian face massage is to punch them in the face.

“If he’s not careful he’s going to be getting an Australian face massage”

by littlechef69 January 3, 2019

Australian Sloth Taco

An old Australian lady’s hairy vagina with moss on the pubic hair.

“Yea man, I ate some Australian Sloth Taco last night.”

by ChiChiRodriguez November 25, 2022

Upside down Australian

Spiderman and a certain women

The upside down Australian kissed a certain person.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

Australian army cadets

The coolest cats in town

The Australian army cadets are sick as

by Bucharest September 13, 2023

Australian Hot Pocket

The act of shiting in a girls vagina and than fucking it clean.

OMG i just experianced an Australian Hot Pocket it was so HOT

by Bedrocka101 May 28, 2009

Australian Tartar Sauce

Left over period mixed with creampie.

After Sexy time explosion inside with remnants of period blood, the Australian Tartar Sauce shall drip.
Smelly.

by Senior Grosso December 24, 2008

Australian mocha bomb

the act of pooping in a milk jug and throwing it at foreigners.

the guys you don't let in your taxi came by, so you gave them an Australian mocha bomb

by wockbomb January 19, 2011