Thanos

He's a purple daddy with a big ass who's killed many, many people.

"Hey have you seen infinity war, Rob?" Todd asked
"Yeah and I thought Thanos was an awful person for killing Peter Parker."

by SexyMaster69whosmoke#420 January 16, 2020

Thanos

single dad tries to solve world with his rock collection

Thanos: "Should've gone for the head"

by cowboyjim February 7, 2020

Thanos

A big grape that claims to be melted into loot lake in fortnite. It's is also claimed that he snapped and eliminated bhaldnthe universe. He's is most notably known as a big grape.

I love the eat Thanos.

by Ifyoumay February 14, 2020

Thanos

A purple raisin floating in space with a sparkly oven mit and a rock collection

Thanos is coming for these Jems boi!!!

by Hsjcbsjisnf March 3, 2020

THANOS

VERY HOT MEN LOOK LIKE GRAPE
NOT FAT
EVERYONE'S DREAM MAN
ME THE HOT YES CHILL OF YES YOU NO
YOU FAT

Thanos beautiful

by THANOS_IS_BEATIFU March 6, 2020

Thanos

A prune that tried to put on makeup an just make himself more like a prune the real reason why he wants to make the universe 50% off is beacase there will be less people to make fun of him. And also less people to make fun of his shiny rock collection an his historical oven mitt. And has back problems because he sits on a $5 throne that is made up out of rocks.

Boy: Ha Ha you have a prune for a head

SNAP
Woman: how dare you snap my son out of existence

SPANNING SOUND

Thanos: AHHH

by TheBloodyLegend123 May 7, 2020

Thanos

I fat shriveled prune looking for some pebbles to lob at a couple of slightly strong people. Also he has a ball sack chin and a gold cum sock.

Oh no it's that fat purple bloke. Whats his name? Ah yes Thanos.

by xd_erectgamer_69 May 21, 2020