He plays midfield... hired as a fan favorite to play there, he's chummy with the brass, but really doesn't do much and has blown many scoring opportunities, the dude is a cake topper.
by ElPorteño August 4, 2016
Get the Cake Topper mug.When you are having sex with a woman and she takes off her wig so that you can bust a load on her bald head. After which you should proceed to tap her head like you would for a child and then slap your dad's ass with the same hand.
by LilNiggle February 24, 2021
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Blowing your load inside the mouth but having it spit/slobbered back on top of your cock making your cum drip down and it being “topped” in vanilla cream.
by Speedermen June 20, 2021
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anyone who buys a maxed out character for a game with there own money just so they can say they have a level capped toon but they dont know how to use it.
anyone who buys a maxed out character for a game with there own money just so they can say they have a level capped toon but they dont know how to use it.
by Vdrakulya of frostwolf February 28, 2011
Get the Topper mug.When a man blows his load on the forehead his partner(male or female depending on sexual orientation) and pulls out a cherry of choice and proceeds to humiliate the partner by repeatedly slapping their forehead with set cherry.
by JAD3 January 30, 2009
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someone who is incapable of packing fat bowl with the kottonmouth kings, one who is passed out on your friends bed then after that, bokes fat.
by D DASH LOC March 26, 2010
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