Backwards Coon Swing

Basically the good old average coon swing but with a bit of finesse. First you start off imitating a punch from your off-hand (not hitting the target) doing a full 360, building momentum for your coon swing. This attack is extremely effective and will instantly send your opponent to the dark realms.

Davo " I'll Backwards coon swing you"
*Backwards coon swings you but doesn't hit you to establish the superiority that Davo has"

PussyDickShit "oh no, he knows the move B̶̞̐̚á̴̪̺̯̗̼̝̥̖͓́̇͐̌̕͝c̶̰̘̈͌̀̚k ̡̗̰̟͕̟͉̥̞͐̊̽͝w̴͍͈̥̔͂̐̂͆̀̎͂͠a ̛̲̻͙̬̝̺̭͖̘́͂̈̚ͅr̵̛̹̾̈́͂̄̿̍͋d̵̩̲̰̩̣̀͑̉̕s̵̘̔͋̈̅̉͒̽́ ̡̩̭̱̜̮̭̼̺̱̊̈̾̂̑͘͝͝͝c ̖̍o ̱̦̉̉̆͘͜͝o̴̢͈͉̫͎͊̎̈ň̵̛̳͔̳̻͕̩̯̩͈͊̈͛̓̿͂ ̶̻͎̻̩̪̫̣͗s̶̢̹̪̭̼͍̻͎͉̅̓͝w̴͖̥̣͓̟̠̘̣͈̉̾́͐͝i ̮̦̹̽̔͂͗̈͊̀̆͘ǹ̶̘͛̊̍̚̕g̵̫͔̖̯͚̦͖͗̃̈͊̇͐͌̚͠ . I must retreat"

by trvxo July 1, 2019

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Swing Le Boiis

When you do a weird almost standing up splits and swing your hips to prevent your nuts from sticking to your thigh
just swing your hips to the side of your body and swing back and forth repeatedly until testes are unstuck.

my boiis are a sticking lemme give em a swingin! In this Case you gotta Swing Le Boiis

by trjtkryl June 8, 2018

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mediterranean swing set

This requires that you have a swing in your disposal in a preferably private area (or public, you do you boo). The man lays on the swing face down and the woman lays on her back on the ground. Press off the woman for initial thrust then use momentum to propell yourself in and out. This position takes skill and years of expertise to play out perfect.

Excuse me miss, would you like to participate in a Mediterranean swing set later this afternoon?

by CattleKardashian January 29, 2017

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