Jon Starbuck

The most handsome and beautiful young man who has no exes

Jon Starbuck is my hero!!!

by Jom1n December 12, 2025

A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label

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😱: A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label

by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

Starbucks

An overpriced coffee that makes you poop immediately

10 Ways To Make Yourself Poop ASAP:
1. Drink Starbucks

by Fenjae November 23, 2021

Starbucks Stamp

White Girls who show up at Starbucks in the morning wanting their specialty drink and NOT have to talk to the barista about it!

Totes went to Starbucks and they didn't have my 'half caf decaf venti iced macchiato with oat milk ready'! Don't they know my order !!? I may not have a tramp stamp but they should know my Starbucks Stamp already!

by WTF2023 June 19, 2023

Starbucks employees

THE ONLY GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO WILL NEVER GET YOUR NAME RIGHT NO MATTER HOW SIMPLE IT IS AND HOW MANY TIMES YOU TELL THEM THE RIGHT PRONUNCIATION AND SPELLING!

Starbucks employees be like:

Wanda: Can I get a name for your order?

Mia: Mia

Wanda: alright you can wait over there

2 minutes later

Wanda: alright I got an order for Maxine

by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024

Starbucks

worst coffee play of all time tbh get coffee anywhere else the worst part is is that it isnt even fucking coffee its just milkshakes with caffine "don't wake me up before i've had my starbuckssss" i hope you perish

don't wake me up until i've had my starbucks
shut the FUCK up

by TransfomerFan64 July 30, 2024

Basic white Starbucks bitch

Blouse girls in Brimtucky and loves softball, Starbucks, and Lululemon leggings.

Basic white Starbucks bitch is the most basic as it gets.

by Imakebullshit August 3, 2024