1.Teacher at stuyvesant (so far) leaving us for bk tech.
2.I might add to clarify, best math teacher ever at stuy.
3. no literally he’s the best he is amazing if u don’t have him be jealous and cry
2.I might add to clarify, best math teacher ever at stuy.
3. no literally he’s the best he is amazing if u don’t have him be jealous and cry
Simon Lu is literally the best teacher ever.
by Johnnn Don October 27, 2022
by anotcoolperson June 23, 2018
1. A movie that midgets often masturbate to.
2. (verb) "to birch", The act of standing on one's knees to perform a reach-around while pretending to be a crippled midget.
Example:
2. (verb) "to birch", The act of standing on one's knees to perform a reach-around while pretending to be a crippled midget.
Example:
Bro 1: "My knees hurt."
Bro 2: "Why bro?"
Bro 1: "Because I simon birched your mom last night!"
Bro 2: "Whoa, proper Van Dammage dude."
Bro 3: "My knees hurt too."
Bro 2: "Why bro?"
Bro 1: "Because I simon birched your mom last night!"
Bro 2: "Whoa, proper Van Dammage dude."
Bro 3: "My knees hurt too."
by Wilma333 May 02, 2010
A man of pure muscles. The most mysterious person in your life. You cannot deny his writing skills, because if you do that you lose your note taker.
Simon Fisker take notes all day or does he...
by HTX2000 May 23, 2023
He has the biggest dick you will ever see. He usually has a Muscular body with a Gigachad Face and a good Charakter. He got loads of money and his skills at everything are incredable. People that know a Simon-Marco usually have a happy life. The only thing a Simon-Marco is not good at is Finding a relationship even though he usually is Charming, but that is okay for him because he likes to be around with his friends and have fun instead of being in a relationship. Some people say he is the ultimate living being.
Have you met Simon-Marco yet? If not you are defenetly missing something.
Last time I was around with Simon-Marco I Had the best time oft my life.
Last time I was around with Simon-Marco I Had the best time oft my life.
by Clydrider23 November 23, 2021
Winter is the funniest girl you will ever meet. She can make you laugh so hard that you'll pee your pants. She is beautiful inside and out. She is so naturally pretty. She doesn't do too well with relationships so she can never keep a boyfriend YET. But someday she will find her soulmate. Any person who has Winter in their life is so lucky. She's one of a kind. She has really good dancing skills and she is a really talented singer. She has the prettiest eyes and the perfect size of lips. She thinks she is fat, when in reality she has the best body. She is confident,outgoing, and friendly. Winter can make friends with anyone. She also has a bestfriend and her bestfriend is really cool hehe. Anyways your very lucky if you come across winter in your life.
by mia avocado October 14, 2020
His hair looks like a horses pubic hair and a lions main. We could probably land a jumbo jet on his hair
by Marmalade December 09, 2019