Roller Coaster

Roll-er Co-ster

A train on a track that is safer than American schools. It goes up a lift hill with a chain and hen drops you down a huge hill, it goes upside down. People say you can die on it but they are just pussys.

FRIEND 1: Bro have you heard about the new roller coaster at funnisland.
Pussy #1: A ROLLER COASTER? YOU WILL FUCKING DIE.
Friend #1: *forces pussy to go on the roller coaster*
Pussy #1 and Pussy #2: WERE GONNA FUCKING DIEEE.

by IowanCorn2352 May 2, 2023

Roller Amusement

some silly silly little man who is very gay and is a cannibal :3

adam: wow! have you heard about that gay cannibal thats been terrorizing the town?
bob: yeah, just another Roller Amusement wanna-be

by The Dumest Flowr September 11, 2023

Roller Cockster

A roller cockster or rollercockster is an amusement/theme park ride with dick-shaped train cars and gives you the same feeling of either the euphoric pleasure of having sex or the sheer terror as getting raped.

You: What ride do you want to go on?
Me: I Wanna go on the roller cockster.
You: Have fun.

by GregNelson29 September 18, 2023

Roller Stompers

Roller Skates that look like platforms but the wheels are adjustable

People 1: look at those roller stompers Stacy has
People 2: those are too big

by Pilot Leo July 9, 2023

Murphy's Roller Coaster Law

The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.

After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!

by Always Obsessing July 10, 2023

Cold Roller

When someone dumps in a cooler at an overnight event, polluting the water with fecal molecules. Best when solid poop is used, as it will freeze and sometimes be mistaken as a cold beer when someone reaches in.

Similar to an Upper Decker, but exclusively used at festies and camping events.

"Blllleeghh I've been drinking those beers all night! BLLLLEEEGHHHH! Fucking Cold roller."

by CensoredLOL August 14, 2023

Rollers

Patrol officers in a police department; non-specialized cops that spend their shift rolling around in a squad car; the lowest rung of a police department’s hierarchy.

DRUG DEALER: Is that the cops over there? Should I be concerned?

ACQUAINTANCE: It’s just the rollers, so you’re cool. Those fools don’t know what’s going down.

by CommonCents 13 December 9, 2020