Ranch Mommy

Describes the observation of a particularly distinguishable woman among all others working her 8 to 9 hour shift, making you want to lather her feet in ranch dipping sauce and suck each individual toe: sweaty and nasty.

“Gahhdamn! That is a ranch mommy.. I am extremely bricked..”
“That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”

by Game is game May 18, 2024

Road ranching

Masterbating to completion between the intercom and the pick up window at a fast food restaurant

I’m road ranching in the McDonald’s drive through.

by Hoover sucks February 10, 2021

Saddle Ranch

1. Fucked over

Oh darn I just got saddle ranched

by Saddlerancher April 25, 2021

Yam ranch

A loser who swats michele marie Dalene

Michele marie Dalene just got yam ranched

by Noodles 1980 July 10, 2022

heavy ranch

when the ranch is extra thick

girl you dont even know i was with jimmy last night and he had that heavy ranch

by bmikers February 22, 2022

Squid in Ranch

A term used in reference for an unexpected moment, or one that lacks sense

How do you say Squid in Ranch?

by themontrealman June 1, 2020

skylynn pizza ranch

a girl who orders all the fat ass food from the pizza buffet line and dosent pay for her meal

that girl just pulled a skylynn pizza ranch dash!

by parker.crawdaddy69 July 11, 2022