Sweetheart Position

A sexual position in which the two participants bend over and touch their toes, while standing face to face. They then stimulate each others' genitalia. There asses in the air form a heart. To complete the position they each must say a saying found on a Sweetheart candy.

Michael and Erick fucked in the Sweetheart Position last night, then Michael told Erick to "Be Mine," and then he came.

by Jimbo696969 December 19, 2008

The 79 position

the art of sitting on one others ass and shitting in each others ass and then performing anal sex or {toe anal}after

"man we did the 79 position last night and i still feel retained pieces"

by Toe anal June 15, 2018

ChinCum Position

The act of slapping a girl as you cum - missionary position of course

Me: Oh man I ChinCummed that whore with the ChinCum position last night. I slapped her so hard and yelled CHINCUM!

TSM: haha

by Nintendo Master April 5, 2009

Position

Place

Know your position

by Topcat1010 March 31, 2020

The Electric Chair Position

Otherwise known as the Epileptic Entanglement. This sex position starts by the man sitting on some form of surface (ie chair, bed, etc). The women then sits down on the man as if she were sitting on a chair. After which, she furiously shines a flashlight on and off into his eyes, causing the man to have a seizure. The man then spasms while inside, resulting in indescribable pleasure for the woman.

Side effects:

Impregnation
Bruising

Welting

Rashes
Carpet Burn
Loss of limbs

Blindness

Retardation

Loss of hearing
Stroke

Clotting
Death
(Dont attempt while on period, or while pregnant)

Jim: Hey I want to try something new.
Karla: What is it?
Jim: Just bring a flashlight, I'll give you The Electric Chair Position.

by KrickyTheKracky April 8, 2019

forest ranger position

Standing up like a tree while your partner "inspects" your wood like a forest ranger.

Me and my girlfriend got in the forest ranger position.

by beno October 1, 2003

british position

A position, typical for a luxury vehicle made in the UK, on the back of a tow truck.

My Land Rover blew the motor once again, so it had to assume the British position on the back of the flatbed and was towed to the shop.

by Rover h8tr December 2, 2010