Chocolate Popsicle

When you fuck somebody in the ass, they shit on it, you pull it out and lick it off like chocolate ice cream

Can you give me the chocolate Popsicle later?

by Ddr4r4m April 17, 2024

jump popsicle

A popsicle with ass flavor that will make you want to do a lot of shove up boosts

My friend Nathan told me to try out this jump popsicle. I tried it and it was the bomb!

by El negro 69 February 17, 2018

Popsicle-Stick

A joke so corny and overused, it belongs on a Popsicle-stick

"6 was afraid of 7, cause 7, ate, 9."

*Groan...* "That joke's has to be a Popsicle-stick!"

by angryzoomer November 11, 2019

Midwestern Popsicle

When you put your dick in the snow, come back in, and get a blowjob.

We got 6 inches of snow this weekend, so you know I had to get that Midwestern Popsicle.

by MidwesternSnow December 23, 2022

forbidden popsicle

When firing a belt fed machine gun equipped with a suppressor, holding down the trigger and firing the machine gun long enough to make the suppressor glow orange or red hot. (Looks like an orange or red popsicle) Can result in catastrophic failure of the suppressor and should only be done in controlled environments or extreme situations. It's otherwise forbidden to do in most military applications.

I know I wasn't supposed to... but I couldn't resist giving that LMG the forbidden popsicle!

by honeymead December 19, 2022

The Hungarian Popsicle

Authentic Hungarian treat. Creampie a woman’s asshole and smear the leakage on your penis. Dip your lathered meat into a prepped bowl of paprika and have the woman suck you off. Élvezd!

Erzsébet: “Why do you have this bowl of Paprika in your room?”

István: “Would you like a late night snack, you would love the Hungarian Popsicle it is an absolute treat”

Erzsébet: “That sounds delicious, yes please”

by Keeper_of_the_Realm01 August 16, 2022

Mexican Popsicle

The sexual act of giving a Mexican guy fellatio while inserting ice cubes in his anus.

Person 1: "Tina missed the party because she was too busy with Jose!"

Person 2: "Yea, for sure! She was enjoying a Mexican Popsicle!"

by TheDarbster July 20, 2022