plant pot

an insult written by eylo

“oi kate you fucking plant pot”

by thisisnoteylo May 4, 2021

Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

by LazyWasTaken July 6, 2023

Screen Plant

A terms used to describe when a hard-core gamer gets so angry that he/she head buts the screen and makes a hole straight through it. This term can also apply to school students,office workers and teachers.

Person 1: Play ,league of legends yesterday?

Person 2: Yep, trolled this guy so much that he screen planted.

by Sproutbreath March 17, 2014

Twink Plant

A rare type of plant that's extremely twink-y. Like, SUPER fucking twink-y.

Person 1: Hey, um, who's that weird fuckin guy with no hairline
Person 2: He's a Twink Plant, dude.

by Calpico August 12, 2018

Planting

Placing seeds inside the tip of the penis and letting them grow.

I've been planting long enough for it to start growing!

by iimcrimson February 26, 2024

Plant

A person who’s so stereotypical and/or boring that they seem like they’ve been planted there by aliens who think that’s how humans are supposed to be.

“Josh is like, the most stereotypical douchebag I know.”
“Yeah he’s such a plant!”

by Syphler_x July 22, 2019

plant

a person who uses the resources or supplies from someone else to make them look better.

That random girl in the mall the tweeted that picture of you is a plant! She's only using you for likes an retweets.

by jordann.brian August 10, 2019