Pineapple Head

Someone who is really really smart but at the same time really really dumb. They suffer from severe confusion when encountering two people with the same name. A Pineapple Head loves video games and eating pineapples. He/She is not rude, but will occasionally make a poorly timed comment. Overall good guy, just suffers from being from Hawaii.
"Poor planning.
Wow dude way to be such a pineapple head."

"Wahh I'm hungry.
Typical Pineapple Head bullshit."
by bronybro March 07, 2011
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Pineapple Hooker

Brooke...You Pineapple Hooker!!
by Kooshii May 10, 2011
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Pineapple express

This is a comedy movie. The word pineapple express id the type off weed (marijuana) which basically gets them into the mess. Great movie. The weed is particularly strong and rare which is why its so funny.
Saul: This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - that baby would be the mother of all weed! PINEAPPLE EXPRESS!

Dale Denton: smells the marijuana Wow. This is the product of baby fucking.
by Rancor444 May 16, 2011
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Pineapple Pizza

A type of pizza many people place on top of their pizza, theres a large debate whether pineapple on pizza is good, or not.
You see, many people absolutely hate the shit out of it, other really like and enjoy it on their pizza.

Pineapple pizza looks like a normal pizza pie with chunks of pineapple spread around it, like pepperoni, or mushrooms.
Usually can be purchased near your local pizzeria, and can also be with pepperoni, mushrooms, and other things.

People who hate pineapple pizza will explain how it doesn't make sense to put fruit on food, and people who like so called pizza, will enjoy it.

Angry debates and comments have been made on a specific pizza topping. Some people hate it, some people like it.
Bob: Fuck pineapple pizza! Why the fuck would people put fruit on pizza? If they like it so much, they should try eating hamburgers with watermelons in it! Fucking devils!

Joe: Why are you so pissed off about fruit on food? You fucking eat it every day!
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Homeless Pineapple

The moment right before u cum in yo girls pussy while raw doggin it. U pull out ur dick stick it in perfectly cut pineapple circles and watch ur girl eat it up like a homeless person down on her knees while getting her mouth pumped full of semen.
-yo dawg i just homeless pineappled the shit out of my gf.

-dam what a hoe, at least she got a meal out of it. ahha
by biscuit eater2948 February 23, 2011
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red pineapple

When a virgin inserts a mini pineapple inside her vaginal area and pop her metephoric cherry and let it bleed out the pineapple and she feeds it to her youngest sibling as an ancient ritual of witches to cleanse the body of sins.
I gave my little brother my red pineapple because I showed my cousin my boobs.
by Mormonboy1 May 14, 2017
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Shaving the Pineapple

The act of masterbating ferociously
Last night my mom caught me shaving the pineapple.

Today has been quite the day, I'm going home to shave the pineapple til I pass out.
by Dannyboii January 27, 2013
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