Parents not found

People who ship unironically, creators dream and george

"Wow they ship dream and george? They must be a parents not found."

by Boclocfox August 17, 2021

trans-not-parent

not transparent

the cap of the bottle of wine is trans-not-parent, but the glass it is in is.

by FloppyDude January 26, 2020

Parental rights

A modern way of saying "I think children are their parent's property." The term is typically used as a dog whistle to defend the ability of parents to abuse transgender children. It is also sometimes used by child predators to justify sexually abusing children.

"I'm not a bigot, but I do believe in parental rights."

by Sl0wpoke September 21, 2023

Mob parenting

A group of three or more people working together to raise a child.

Looking after a child between two people seems like an administrative nightmare, I'm looking into mob parenting

by RemainInLight October 1, 2019

jimmys parents

they are not my parents they are jimmys parents

hey look it’s jimmys parents

by mmmmmmmmilk April 20, 2020

Burst Parenting

A parenting method with a mostly negative connotation. The parent ignores the child completely, acting like they don't exist until one small issue arises that is forced upon them by someone else and then the parent bursts into action, usually an over-reaction, until the issue is resolved. Afterwords, returning to their comatose parenting state.

Did you see that woman over-react when that man told her what her child did to him? She must subscribe to the burst parenting method

by basspumpkins April 8, 2010

parental panpipes

When your elderly relatives stay and you hear a long reverberating silentish note from the bathroom.

"oh I think I can hear the magical sounds of the parental panpipes".

by twistedinferno October 9, 2023