its not a truck

when that older kid says he has a truck but it's actually a SUV

Person 1: i have a truck.
Person 2: Its not a truck!
Person 1: well it's built like one.
Person 2: ....................

by Psycho death metal March 3, 2017

Nearly Not A Virgin

When you ain't a virgin but you ain't a lad either. Your at a tragic point in your life where you have many times nearly lost your V-card but due to your awkwardness and lack of chat you failed to get some.

Person 1: Hey ain't see you in a while, you still a virgin?
Person 2: It's complicated
Person 1: What do you mean ??
Person 2: I'm nearly not a virgin

by BigWez June 8, 2018

National Not A Thot Month

On December you can suck and fuck and not get called a thot

Sean: Ayo Amber come and suck this dick

Amber: can't I will be called a thot

Sean: you can suck this dick it's National Not A Thot Month

by Saucedaddy69 November 14, 2019

Bully not a weeb day

You bully your normie friend it happens every February 25

Oh my friend that hate the anima the day vH is bully not a weeb day

by Ben’s beans February 20, 2020

im not a hundo

short for 'i'm not a hundred percent'

Domo: Is J. Cole releasing a new album this year?
Gabrielle: idk im not a hundo onnat

ALSO

Gabrielle: Hey, how are you feeling?
Domo: I'm okay, still not a hundo yet.

by MamaGanja June 25, 2021

its not a mistake its a masterpice

if you know you know

JellyBean on youtube

commeting its not a mistake its a masterpice on you YT video

by HelpIess January 21, 2022

Totes not a creep

A male who has a strong desire to not be creepy, actively acts nicer and less touchy when in the presence of a woman, curses himself for thinking about a woman in a romantic way, even if in a innocent, wholesome way. These type of men will turn back, or take the long way if that means they wouldn’t accidentally trail behind a woman.

“That guy is totes not a creep”

by Scalpel December 10, 2025