net biter

someone who bites swag on the internet

"did u see axxturels insta? i wanna dress like him!"
"ur a net biter dude.."

by gang money September 5, 2023

Orange Netting

A disappointment after some buildup, or the realization that something really cool at first is actually lame after a short while. Something that everyone thought was going to be fire but was just kinda mid

Yeah man the first couple of episodes were awesome but they ran out of ideas and now it's just orange Netting.

by Sir Isaac Hunt January 1, 2024

Nigger-net

Frustratingly slow internet.

Oh my Twitter is slow, I've got nigger-net.

by GrandmaRapistGroyper April 2, 2025

run to the net

go out to tell people everything bad detail in a relationship after breaking up

omg don’t run to the net about our business

by kaylaavalueherself March 5, 2024

Nugget Net

Another name for Underwear or panties.

I ate some mexican food and I think it was bad, because I just farted and destroyed my nugget net.

by phid November 17, 2014

Empty Net Goal

When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.

Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.

Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.

Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.

Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.

by Mike109999 January 31, 2022

Speli Net

Speli Net (verb):
/ˈspɛli nɛt/

To thoroughly clean and refresh a space until it meets the highest standards of cleanliness, order, and shine the Speli standards.

"After that deep clean, my kitchen is totally Speli Net!"

At Speli, we don’t just clean we Speli Net your space.

by Spelinet August 31, 2025