by 2~Cute~4~U March 20, 2015

by turtlenecksweg December 17, 2014

A phrase indicating that one doesn’t care about someone’s problem, and feels no responsibility to help fix it. Often used to disguise the fact that while it’s not your problem, it *is* your *fault*.
example 1 (disguising fault):
“Your slanderous article has ruined my good name! I demand that you retract it.”
“Not my problem.”
example 2 (not one’s fault):
Right as I was leaving the building after quitting my sysadmin job, I heard the servers go down again. I didn’t turn back. It was not my problem any more.
“Your slanderous article has ruined my good name! I demand that you retract it.”
“Not my problem.”
example 2 (not one’s fault):
Right as I was leaving the building after quitting my sysadmin job, I heard the servers go down again. I didn’t turn back. It was not my problem any more.
by roryokane September 23, 2013

More than a best-friend. Someone that will do anything, anytime, anywhere for you because it's you. Your right hand man.(or women)
Person 1: Why did you help Kouvaris fight?
Person 2: Cause that's my nigga thats why!Now let's go smoke one!
Person 2: Cause that's my nigga thats why!Now let's go smoke one!
by Kevin Jones January 25, 2005

by Jeffrey Brown July 13, 2018

1) the phrases, styling, attitude, and associations one chooses to present to the world in order to assert an unique identity. the characteristics that make you you.
2) sarcastically. used in conversation to hide embarrasment from a mistake or lack of social grace.
2) sarcastically. used in conversation to hide embarrasment from a mistake or lack of social grace.
1) Brad: wha? another trip to Africa? we can't pick up anymore kids.
Angelina: got to do it, baby. that's my brand.
2) groom: your toast was really memorable. i've never heard anyone burp into a microphone before.
best man: what can i say, dude, that's my brand.
Angelina: got to do it, baby. that's my brand.
2) groom: your toast was really memorable. i've never heard anyone burp into a microphone before.
best man: what can i say, dude, that's my brand.
by wahoo lon January 8, 2011

by Hotbirchtree/Problematicceleb June 23, 2021
