mushroom hunter

Girl wants those dic pics. Think David Attenborough but instead of narrating Planet Earth this girl is talking bout all the Ds she’s S’ed. Even has a scrap book, bout as thick as a phone book, of polaroids and accompanying editorial of every dick she’s ever encountered in the wild. The D in her PhD stands for Dick. Gets more shroom than Mario. Princess Peach ain’t got nothing on this broad. If Carmen SanDiego was a dick she’d find her in record time.

“Samantha asked every dude in the office for a dick pic. That bitch be a mushroom hunter fo sho!”

by Dr. AA January 19, 2018

mushroom frog

ur gay

I SEE A GAY MUSHROOM FROG

by Ik vendetta October 30, 2021

Mushroom knot

Mushroom knot is a butt hole

Check out her mushroom knot while you are tongue punching it.

by house host August 14, 2021

Mushroom Cult

A strange, yet interesting, faith where those involved choose to serve the fungi they believe will overthrow the current government

Haven't you joined the Mushroom cult, the one where you prevent getting your brain eaten by intelligent fungi?

by Liza Jasper February 26, 2023

Rapid mushroom

Sexual act involving just the tip in a quick horizontal thrusting fashion

Tonight I'm going to give you the rapid mushroom you've been longing for honey.

by Box Master 9000 July 27, 2017

Super Mushroom

A type of mushroom found in the Mushroom Kingdom that cause Mario to get high. Also, everyone just calls them mushrooms anyways.

"Shithead: No one calls them Super Mushrooms, you shithead."

by Spoon Man the Eleventh April 19, 2018

mushroom butter

Putting breast milk in a girls butt hole and churning it with your mushroom head until it turns to butter

I made mushroom butter on my date last night and put that shit on some toast

by Red Juan Elgordo November 5, 2022