bearded moose

A penis with a pubic hair afro.

He thrust his bearded moose into her bearded clam and their pubic hair meshed together.

by somali pirate April 08, 2009

moose cooch

A FAT, WET and JUICY pussy . They say it grips very well and hold all the juices in too. Also known as FAT PUSSY

“damn shorty had that moose cooch”

by Nyaaa8088135 May 05, 2020

Moose Genital

Youve been hit by
Youve been Struck by

A MOOSE GENITAL

Shabanga
Youve been hit by

youve been struck by

a moose genital

by Scoredquasar454 January 14, 2022

spruce moose

A phrasal verb often used in a sharehouse by a tidier housemate to a less tidy housemate, softly indicating an immediate or planned cleaning of the shared house.

Gareth: Hey mate, happy birthday!
Aaron: Cheers mate
Aaron: Hey we need to have a spruce moose bro, there are people coming over
Gareth: Ah, true

by thishappenedatgas August 17, 2018

Golden Moose

Where you get naked whilst wearing antlers and then you do a wee wee poo poo combo in your hands or a mixing bowl and mix it together like dough then rub it on your chest whilst the postman pegs you whilst also wearing antlers as you make moose noises

The postman delivered a fantastic golden moose this morning, it was messy and refreshing all at the same time

by BarryTingle August 11, 2022

Moose Goose

A name to call a Canadian. Can be used in an insulting or friendly context

Ex 1
Noah: Ey guys how aboot that hockey game?

Nick: Shut the fuck up Moose Goose

Ex 2
Brad: Yoooo what’s up Moose Goose

Lucus: Ah nothin much, guy, just checking on the maple syrup harvest

by AdnamaFett May 19, 2021

Hissing Moose

An evil moose that likes to hiss at people.

*someone being crazy*
“You’re acting like a Hissing Moose”

by HissingMoose420 April 13, 2022