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Greek Microwave

The act of farting in an enclosed vehicle, while simultaneously locking the windows.
by AndromedaRae March 16, 2025
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Midwest Microwave

When you fart under a blanket and don’t air it out for five + minutes. The fart ferments under the blanket. After letting the fart cook under the blanket for five minutes or more you air it out unleashing a terror the likes of which the world has never seen. WARNING MAY CAUSE VOMITING!
While watching a scary movie, Chase let one rip under the blanket. Chase let it sit in the Midwest microwave and during a jump scare unleashed a terror into the room that caused his friends to puke.
by Midwestern Expansion March 15, 2026
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Brazilian Microwave

A form of execution, mostly used by drug selling gangs to kill traitors or X9's

The microwave is putting someone in a pile of tires and burning them to death
Person 1: "Hey remember about Tim Lopes?"
Person 2: "Yea, he was put in the Microwave for exposing illegal "body selling" clubs on tape"
Person 3 (Foreigner): "How did they fit him in a microwave?"
Person 2: "I should put "Brazilian Microwave" in urban dictionary so this doesn't happen..."
by FemboyFurryX3 May 25, 2025
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Blowing up the microwave

When someone in the office or apartment decides to reheat extremely strong-smelling food, thus tainting the machine for the next several hungry users.
Mike: Sheesh, is that seafood smell coming from somewhere?

Jenn: Yep, you can thank Susan for blowing up the microwave.
by Glovesave34 April 23, 2011
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use the microwave

friend: "Hey did you use the microwave last night"
other friend: "HELL YEAH I DID! "
by jsurfs November 25, 2016
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son of a dirty microwave

What are you doing looking up this awful language in the oh so innocent urban dictionary????? Naughty child. Tsk tsk.....
You spilled my Starbucks you son of a dirty microwave!!!!!!
by princeclaireispurple January 25, 2017
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30 second microwave job

A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds
That boy just got a 30 second microwave job
by Rodeogirl777 March 1, 2018
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