The act of jumping face first from a dresser or platform of some sort, face first into your partners ass.
by couchguy777 October 13, 2012

It’s what you would call someone who treats the roof of their mouth with all the variety of hot cheeto chips, a gansito, and a nesquik in that order
by Eagle of Suger June 18, 2021

When you eat spicy Mexican finger food like tacos, and then finger your girl to completion. The resulting aftermath is Mexican Butter.
by HonestTruthTalker October 20, 2017

Jacob was out knocking on doors to notify home owners of the water outage when he accidentally walked in on a Mexican doorhanger. He was never the same after seeing that.
by Woperator11 August 4, 2017

The Zesty Mexican is when you dip your cock in spicy salsa, then proceed to cram/jam your penis into an anus while wearing a sombrero. You may also include the option to yell O'ley while performing the finishing move.
Man: Dude, I gave my girlfriend the Zesty Mexican last night!
Friend: Dude, bro, that's bangin'. Have you tried giving her a hot lips houlihan?
Friend: Dude, bro, that's bangin'. Have you tried giving her a hot lips houlihan?
by Jack the Nipper November 2, 2014

A straight relationship in which there is still a constantly changing, third male party, in which a triangular relationship is mocked at the expense of the male partner who cannot separate due to emotional dependence on his female partner, even if it bothers him. Be it consciously or unconsciously.
A:"Hey man I love her and I know that she loves me too. Why do you think our partnership lasts so long, but not with the other guys with whom she tries anyway?"
B:"Because you're stuck in a mexican simpoff! She has the fun of her life with other guys while telling you about love and loyalty. This is cheating with extra steps!"
B:"Because you're stuck in a mexican simpoff! She has the fun of her life with other guys while telling you about love and loyalty. This is cheating with extra steps!"
by the.retorik April 24, 2021

A car so filled with Mexicans that the rear of the car hangs low to the ground giving it the impression of a speedboat speeding across the water.
by Paddy O'Toole October 10, 2011
