meal plan karma

When you eat like a fat-ass earlier in the collegiate semester, and have to spend your own money on food after you run out. See also Maruchan Brahmin.

Frat Guy/Athlete 1(early in the semester): "Bro, l love getting brunch at the caf every saturday and sunday. Although it costs 9 meal points, I get soooooo much fuckin' bacon."
Frat Guy 2: "Dude, fuck brunch. Late night Half and halfs are the way to go."

Frat Guy/Athlete (one month later): "I have no more meal points. Meal plan karma really fucked the shit out of me."
Lil B: "It's ok bero, now you get to cook like a pretty bitch. SWAG."

by Ivan A. Fuchs March 12, 2014

Epic Meal Time

A bunch of alcoholic fucktards from the interwebz eating deathly amounts of bacon and burgers mixed together in one big pile of shit.

Johnny: Hey, have you seen the new Epic Meal Time?
Fuckface: Yes I have Johnny.

by BigWillyMan69 September 7, 2011

Epic meal time

An inherent contradiction.

Dave thought that he was having an epic meal time, but he was wrong because eating is not epic.

by Rasnodar October 21, 2012

home-cooked meal

Euphemism for anal sex.

I've invited Meg over to my house tonight with the promise of a home-cooked meal.

by Bingo Fett February 12, 2013

5 course meal

Just a fatter version of a three course meal

Hey that girl is a 5 course meal

by Ten cups of yeast January 13, 2019

Full Course Meal

A over encompassing term for when you suck on girls tits, then eat her pussy, and finally her eat ass. The tits are the appetizer, the main dish is the pussy, and the dessert is the ass. Performing these in this specific order is known as a full course meal.

Scott: Bruh my girl wants to spice up our sex life but I don't know what to do
Jon: Easy, just give her the full course meal and she'll be wetter than Niagara falls

by Knowledge man September 25, 2021

seven course meal

noun (Australian) a six pack of beer and a meat pie

Can't wait to sit down with a seven course meal and watch the game tomorrow.

by Ryan Paine March 18, 2008