Manager

Something Karen's want idk why

Let me speak to your manager

by Lxv_ July 19, 2021

dictionary manager

something I just searched because I'm bored

me: im bored
me: *searches dictionary manager*
me: ok ill make a definition for it
the definition: you're reading it right now

by Orrinpants November 1, 2021

FOH Manager

Specializes in micromanaging, ignoring staff requests, and implementing pointless policies. Often found hiding in their office during rush hours and taking credit for the team's hard work. The main talent lies in creating a stressful work environment while pretending to be indispensable.

Great, our FOH Manager just changed the tip-out policy again without telling anyone—another day in paradise!

by Chapó July 7, 2024

NINJA MANAGER

Formerly known as Ninja;Utkarsh, is a terminated ESL manager. He is known for his off work in some small clan and making them bigger and then leaving it.

Ninja Manager is known for his work, not for his gameplay.

by Sam zeus January 31, 2021

Management By Green Dot

When someone manages a work-from-home employee by checking that their status in a chat application like Slack, Microsoft Teams, etc., hasn't shifted from a green dot signifying "Present/Available" to an orange, yellow, or red dot signifying "Away", rather than by measuring things like quality and quantity of work output, whether deliverables are met in a timely fashion, customer satisfaction, etc.

With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.

"My manager totally does management by green dot. I got yelled at for being 'Away' on Slack yesterday morning because I had to spend half an hour on the phone with my kid's school. I'm going to have to get one of those mouse jigglers."

by ImTiredandINeedaNap October 9, 2021

manageer

The combining of a manager and an engineering to create a freak of nature that bypasses bureaucracy with the end goal of actually getting work done.

Tom manageered the crap out of that ethics meeting this morning.

by Barrelcaster June 27, 2016

Senior manager dance

The happy dance or other physical expression of joy someone does when they know they're going to get a promotion. Could involve wiggling on the spot or fist-pumping.

Don't go doing the senior manager dance yet, you don't even know if you'll get the promotion.

by @pineapplethief November 18, 2016