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Ghetto limeade

Ghetto lime(lemon)ade is a cheap substitute for a drink such as one of these drinks that can also be substituted with any fruit you can think of. Whether your short on time or just broke. lt is concoction made using these ingridients: lime juice, sugar and water. Instructions: fill pitcher(,bottle,glass,etc.,) with water. Now add about two tablespoons of lime juice and however much sugar you feel is right. Mix until blended and now you have ghetto limeade!
Wife: Oh no! We forgot the (insert fruit)ade! Now the party will be ruined!
Husband: Don't worry honey, all we need to do is whip up a batch of Ghetto limeade!
Wife: Great idea! Let's get to work!
by Jonsey97 January 22, 2011
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Linoleum Lizard

N. Term for someone else’s children who scurry around, dart underfoot, and may give you the heebie-jeebies due to the unpredictable way they move like a lizard across a linoleum floor. May be applied to your own children depending on how you’ve raised them. See also, Rugrat.
Frank: “Geez, what was that thing that just ran between my legs?!”
Larry: “That was Jim’s little linoleum lizard. He just turned two.”
Child: HSSSSSSS!!
by killthespider June 2, 2011
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Love Lizard

Someone who stalks his prey and hangs around, he slimes his way into his preys life and then sticks to them.
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the excellent lizard

verb: (to give someone the "excellent lizard"): to suddenly discontinue a conversation, especially a phone conversation. Usually for a perfectly good reason, but also, less commonly, because one does not want to continue speaking with the person on the other end of the call.
Origin: OMG, an excellent lizard just ran by. I have to run get my camera. I'll call you back. (True.)
(Out of the blue in a conversation that to this point has been casual and relaxed) "Hey, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to give you the excellent lizard. A cop just pulled me over."
by some book June 19, 2009
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give her the lizard

When a man hooks up with a woman.
Yea Jerry, you should definitely give her the lizard tonight.
by vhsi June 4, 2010
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Lizard lick

When you quickly dart you tongue from her ass hole to her clit.
She never looked at me the same after I gave her a lizard lick
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lizabet

i don t know
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