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Larry King 

The Larry King is a variation of the widely used 69 position, only when your girl goes down on you, you let out a massive fart. Preferably the fart is silent so she doesn't hear it coming. Television personality, Larry King, typically rips 4 or 5 of these beauties during his live broadcast. For added authenticity, leave your suspenders on while enjoying the Larry King.
Last night was so great, Rona and I went back to my place and I gave her the nastiest Larry King. What can I say? She loved it.
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Larry Stylinson 

Larry Stylinson is real.

Larry Stylinson is a relationship between the two one direction members Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles. If real (which it is), they have been closeted by the music industry for years, more specifically Syco Music and Columbia Music.

It is a beautiful love shared between them, however larries do not just ship for the fun of it, they ship for the freedom of two people in love.

Although not confirmed as of September 2020, it is very real.
Larry Stylinson is real, and f*ck Syco.

Larry Tate 

Larry Tate was Darrin's obnoxious boss on Bewitched always telling someone to get him a drink. The way to fix a guy like this is to rub your dick around on the inside of his glass before fixing his drink. Or if your in a restaurant when he leaves to go to the bathroom poor his drink into an empty glass put his glass under the table then whip out your schlong and run it around the inside of the glass then pour his drink back in.
When Alan went to the bathroom Chuck gave him a Larry Tate and we all laughed our ass off watching him finish his drink.
Larry Tate by rustyfalcon March 24, 2008

Larry Johnson

Generic name used to describe anyone who looks or acts like a fucktard. Can be used for losers, douchebags, dipshits, arrogant assholes, uptight older people, or anyone who gives off a general prick vibe.
Preppy fuckwad with spiky hair wearing a pink shirt with a popped collar pulls his BMW convertible into the oil change shop blasting Nickelback's Greatest Hits.

Me: "Look at this fuckin' Larry Johnson!"
Larry Johnson by Brannick October 27, 2013

larry the legend

4 foot nothing; will kick your ass in a second!
Better get back to work! Here comes Larry the Legend!
larry the legend by H.O.V.A. July 14, 2006

larry the cable guy 

the best comidian ever!
should be the president of the united states
Larry the cable guy should be the president.

larry leonard black 

the greatest person in the world, super sexy and passionite. ALSO has a GIANT dick.
larry leonard black awsome amazing sexy to good for you