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Pissing kittens

The female form of crapping-a-cat. When a person who has a vagina expresses their anger in an extreme manner. For example, using wild hand gestures while screaming swear words.
Mom was pissing kittens when she got home and noticed semen all over her new granite countertops.
by Sleepover Gang Party November 19, 2021
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Prison Kitten

The female version of a Prison Bitch. Usually kept personally by another inmate or shared throughout the whole cell block.
Person 1: "Yo did you hear? Karen got arrested"

Person 2: "Oh damn, really? She's definitely gonna become the prison kitten"
by BungaFurUnga December 19, 2021
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sand kitten

A vagina that’s been exposed to the beach.
“I just left the beach, now I need to go wash off my sand kitten.”
by FishyMcSquishy November 3, 2017
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Kitten Love

When two kittens love eachother, or someone loves a kitten.
Woman: oh, wow! Those kittens look so cute! I think...? Whats the word...?
Woman #2: Kitten Love.
by Kitty Catty June 30, 2016
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Kitten Wrangler

Term for someone who is unable to keep things in order, despite their hardest efforts. Generally applied to someone who leads or manages people. This phrase references how kittens tend to want to go/do whatever they want and are unable to be kept under control when in a group.
"Every time I fix one problem, you guys go make another one! I feel like a freaking Kitten Wrangler here!"
by DocSparks216 January 4, 2020
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rainbow kitten

A not yet, fully grown cat with a great multitude of colors.

see also... kitten and unikitten
"my kitten rolled around in my dirty painting brushes. it is now a rainbow kitten!"
by crypto-biologist April 22, 2017
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On Dead Kittens

If you have ever heard the phrase "On Dead Dawgs" well this is a whole new level of serious. Usually used to swear upon the name of fallen comrades whos bonds were forged in the fiery battlefields of call of duty 4.
I got you with an eigth for 45 and thats on dead kittens cuz.

On the most deadest of kittens to ever be a dead kitten you will put some respek on my name.
by AaronHernandez87 August 1, 2017
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