Pissing kittens

The female form of crapping-a-cat. When a person who has a vagina expresses their anger in an extreme manner. For example, using wild hand gestures while screaming swear words.

Mom was pissing kittens when she got home and noticed semen all over her new granite countertops.

by Sleepover Gang Party November 20, 2021

chowder for the kitten

fuckin the pu$$y so raw that when you both cum, it makes a tasty clam chowder:)

dude i really brought the chowder for the kitten for bethany last night! she fuckin screamed!!

by fucklump June 07, 2017

sand kitten

A vagina that’s been exposed to the beach.

“I just left the beach, now I need to go wash off my sand kitten.”

by FishyMcSquishy November 03, 2017

Kitten Wrangler

Term for someone who is unable to keep things in order, despite their hardest efforts. Generally applied to someone who leads or manages people. This phrase references how kittens tend to want to go/do whatever they want and are unable to be kept under control when in a group.

"Every time I fix one problem, you guys go make another one! I feel like a freaking Kitten Wrangler here!"

by DocSparks216 January 04, 2020

Angry Kitten

A person who tries to be mad, but no one will take them seriously because they’re too cute.

Jeff: Hey, did you see Haley’s rant earlier?

Geoff: Yeah, but I couldn’t focus because she looked like an angry kitten.

by Jane Body Pillow March 19, 2021

Kitten button

The viewable part of a womans vagina as seen from behind.

Say, her skirt was so short that when she bent over, I could see her kitten button!

by Lizbeinist October 05, 2019

Bedside kitten

Performing sexual acts in front of your pet cat

Jeff gave Sarah the bedside kitten last night and fluffy loved it

by Bigballercaller December 01, 2011