Cargo Kitten

A Cargo Kitten is a term used to describe light-hearted and underpaid cargo pilots who don't take themselves too seriously. They are typically very playful and mellow. Cargo Kittens lack aggressive negotiating tactics which is why they can be commonly found in underpaid and unappreciated airline careers. The Cargo Kitten's counterpart would be a Freightdog. They both serve the same function but differ in characteristics. Freightdogs are usually less fun, more serious, and have higher self-esteem. They can be frequently mistaken for one another as they both are often seen in the wild unkept and unshaven. The major difference being Freightdogs are higher paid. Many Cargo Kittens attempt to disguise themselves as Freightdogs, but you can discern the difference quickly with either a ball of yarn or a quick glance at their W2.

"Hey man I can't believe you get paid so little to fly a 747??? I though you freight dogs made good money???"

"Nah, we ain't freight dogs, our pilot group is a bunch of Cargo Kittens, we'll work for Purina"

by High Speed Aluminum Tubing May 9, 2021

kitten surprise

the art of putting a kitten and a puppy in a blender. then pouring the concoction into a 7 year old's rectum, and pour it in. then finding Taiwanese hooker to sacrifice one of a newborn children and feed it to the 7 year old child. then shove a long stick into the 7 year old's anus and pushing the mixture into its stomach. after the child is full of the kitten, puppy, and baby; have sex with him missionary style (in order to be sure that the mixture is properly stirred up). then take a razor blade and cut him open and have intercourse with his innards. Finally feeding the smoothie of blood, semen, kitten, puppy, feces and vomit to the hooker.

the product of when four demented children get together. Kitten surprise.

by Nurse Jenny December 13, 2012

Bedside kitten

Performing sexual acts in front of your pet cat

Jeff gave Sarah the bedside kitten last night and fluffy loved it

by Bigballercaller December 1, 2011

kitten syndrome

The feeling of heaviness and/or sleepiness after eating a very large meal.

Usually occurs after dinner and results in a good nights sleep.

1.After eating her large meal, Margie felt the effects of kitten syndrome coming on, and prepared to go to bed immediatley.

2.Paul: Dude I ate such a large meal, and now I feel that kitten syndrome coming on.
George: You'll be sleeping well tonight

by taytay1212 November 18, 2011

kitten lintsicle

after collecting hairballs from your kitten for 1 year to the day, freeze the accumulated hairball for 4 hours. After vigorous physical activity, kick back and relax by eating you kitten lintsicle. You can only make a kitten lintsicle once a year for good luck.

Kitten lintsicles are one of a kind

by Roger McDodger McFlodger Roger November 23, 2011

kitten turd

Synonyms: Asshole, bitch, shit-head

Antonym: Kitten Turtle

Noun.

1. A creature that looks cute like a kitten but with little devil horns except the horns are really dull.

2. Someone who acts and says assholey things sometimeswhen stressed or frustrated with life.

Example:

She's being such a kitten turd today!

Wow. That's a kitten turd move.

I can't talk to you right now because you being a kitten turd.

by KitTurd October 25, 2023

Kitten Wrangler

Term for someone who is unable to keep things in order, despite their hardest efforts. Generally applied to someone who leads or manages people. This phrase references how kittens tend to want to go/do whatever they want and are unable to be kept under control when in a group.

"Every time I fix one problem, you guys go make another one! I feel like a freaking Kitten Wrangler here!"

by DocSparks216 January 4, 2020