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Karen

In a sentence, a bitch that you should not mess with or she will take the kid and will speak to your manager
Karen “where’s the manager
by EvieN2008 June 10, 2020
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a middle aged female with a mom pixie cut who often asked for the manager
a karen got me fired from walmart after i said you cant return used underwear
by Deku es broccoli boi January 5, 2020
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a. An earth angel, authentic and kindhearted soul that shines bright like no other, she is the perfect gem. Extraordinary woman with no nonsense attitude but knows when to be soft and feminine.

b. Karens are fabulous girls with genuine spirits. Her loving and kind essence will melt you like a mozzarella dripping drip cheese sandwich. Too delicious and BEAUTIFUL to define with one single word.

c. The truest illustration and essence of beautiful women, mother, best friend, nurturer, supporter and a total GODDESS.

d. Karen a strong, independent, fierce, lovable, intelligent, wise beyond her years, loyal, honest friend and wild lover. Loves to converse about all subjects and things. Painfully honest and unapologetically herself. Low vibe reptillians sons of bitches hate it. ThE reptilians and maniacs looneys want my Karen. Call the Manager! These demonic low self esteem humanoids fucktards have no life.

Plot Twist: A pencil skirt wearing sexy Karen collects evidence of cyber bullying and Lawyer hubby contacts a judge and join forces with DMCA to gather data and files a law suit on any site supporting cyber bullying. So be ware of your dick-toxicnary.

Or I' m calling the Burger King manager. Wheres da goddamn manager? SAVE ME from myself karen. YoU cann steal the kids in the Volvo fine! I will stop being a narcissistic piece of turd creating sites and definitions to ruin your name, everyone loves you and I want u all to myself.
Me: I can't get over my Karen bro. She is the realest.

Person b: Mann Karen is a Lotus flower you're the annoying one and the idiot. I m gonna get me a Karen.

For gal haters the broskies are line up to receive Free dickheads at Burger King hoes. If you a dude you are a pussy i' ll punch you dumb ass for all the Karens.
by JON DOE SON OF BITCHES January 13, 2020
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Middle aged white women who files the divorce after she cheats on you and takes the fucking kids
Guy 1: Dude! What happened to you and Karen?
Guy 2: SHE LEFT ME AND TOOK THE FUCKIN KIDS, GAAH DAMNIT KAREN.... WHYD YOU LEAVE ME?!?!
by Red the Rex is a hoe December 31, 2018
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Stubborn middle age white female, blonde or brown hair in a pixie cut! Mother of 3 and is currently speaking to your manager
They can’t hear me cause they’re listening to KIDZ BOP!!!!!!! -KIDZ Bop Karen
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Professional child taker- got #1 in Child Taking Competition 2015 and is an infamous internet celebrity
"Karen took the kids again"
"Damn, she's good"
by We Are All Stupid January 8, 2019
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Despite almost always sporting a disgustingly foul haircut that may resemble the hair lodged firmly between the asscheeks of some wild animal, Karens are extremely lovable. When not fervently demanding to speak to your manager or divorce lawyer, Karens are devoted mothers, sisters and workers. They are extremely funny and very reliable, you can trust Karen with your darkest secrets. Somewhat surprisingly, a lot of Karens are very very kinky, most of the time these kinks revolve around tentacles and octopi.
did u see the way that Karen spoke to that manager last week? Fuckin insane
by AntelopeIsMyGender February 1, 2019
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