The funniest guy in the world. Very tall and loves basketball. Can make anyone laugh, will make anyones day. Obnoxious and doesn't know how to treat a girl right. Inexperienced, innocent. Has never heard of a blow job. The best friend you'll ever have. Always has your back but yet, shy and wimpy.
Best Friend: Omg josh, that guy hit me.
Josh: Really? Who is it? I'll teach him a lesson.
Best Friend: He's over there!
Josh: Tell him to come over here.
*bully comes over*
Best Friend: Where did Josh go?
Josh: Really? Who is it? I'll teach him a lesson.
Best Friend: He's over there!
Josh: Tell him to come over here.
*bully comes over*
Best Friend: Where did Josh go?
by wikileeeeka August 18, 2010
Really funny and nice. Can make anybody laugh! He seems really quiet at first but when you get to know him he's not! He is a really good friend and is really fun to talk to! He is a daredevil and will do almost anything you dare him to.. including jumping off a swing set !
Josh is cool . (;
by nevey0001 December 06, 2011
takes it up the bum by a he she and then make the cum slide out of his ass and putting it on his fingers to lick it off and dose this twice a day
haha its josh
by hahahahaha unlucky josh November 22, 2010
To be a Josh is to think you are top shit, you are an arrogant wanker that attracts gay indian basketball players. Not even jesus loves you. You are part of Hitlers arian race.
Kid 1: Of course i am right. 1 + 1 has always equaled 11.
Teacher: No Josh it hasnt but because i am a teacher and all teachers mustnt dislike a perfect god kid you are right.
Teacher: No Josh it hasnt but because i am a teacher and all teachers mustnt dislike a perfect god kid you are right.
by Dou9ace1 October 23, 2013
A person, typically male, who seems very polite, sweet, even charming at times. However, they can also become very self-absorbed and have no respect for others, especially females. They seem like they have qualities of a good friend when, in most cases, they are the farthest thing from loyal. Don't get too hung up on one. They are not worth your time.
"Hey who was that guy that just stood you up?"
"He was a Josh, no surprise."
"Of course. What a shallow jerk."
"He was a Josh, no surprise."
"Of course. What a shallow jerk."
by Qjdjrbalfneidhbalkh June 09, 2013
An idiot who thinks hes all cool but hes not. Loves basketball but is a ball hog. He is weird and rude but many girls like him. Has weird hair
by ilikepuppies123 February 14, 2016
A sprayed tanned looking fellow who happens to be the forth sting punter at the university of Wyoming (where ever the fuck that is) Also, a very arrogant guy who walks around without a shirt sporting a douche bag hairstyle. Generally it will act like a girl and causes more drama than prepubescent tween girl.It will also claim to be a man but no modern day science can find it. It will also think of himself as a Greek god, but has the self esteem issues of a 12 year old girl. Finally, he's a stereotypical guitar playing d- bag who only knows two chords.
by Corn 1020 January 23, 2011