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Jared

A guy who thinks he has it all and brags about it. He claims he is the best and complains about everything and anything you do that ”he doesnt like” But his imence Stupidity says otherwise
Oh that dude is such a Jared
by MannyVK September 7, 2020
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Jared

A simple man resembling a cave man. He enjoys making others salty while he himself is the saltiest of them all, hailing from Salt Lake City. He does not understand adult jokes and goes into extreme shock when he sees a curse word. Jareds can often be found being nursed by wild Conners, who then proceed to eat them.
by BlackPoker June 8, 2018
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Jared Appreciation

This is when a group of men, typically around the ages of 14-25 get together to appreciate a guy named Jared Ford Meamet. These are typically large gatherings but can scale down to around 3-5 people but typically tend to range from 10-25 people at a time.
by Rapidddd July 29, 2023
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Jared

Someone who is always willing to love , someone who is loving , someone who is handsome , someone who is sexy , someone who is litteraly the best guy , he can act gay but he’s just joking , he laughs a lot at simple things , you can say poop and he’ll burst out laughing ,is very broke but very resourceful, he’ll do about anything to not be bored but he is a great guy , if you get a Jared in life he rules , Jared’s can certainly be mean but at the end he’ll be nice 😊
I just met jared I might as well buy a lotto ticket with this luck
by Theguywhodefines😢 November 23, 2021
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Jared

WOAH! look up its Jared
by SkyperFlux July 10, 2021
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jared

he is autistic and looks like a pumpkin with a monobrow
Jared looks very autistic today and should be beaten p
by monkez November 14, 2023
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jared swanson

A cool guy with some rad shades and some sick ball moves.
DAYUMMM, look at Jared Swanson crossing that ball over in them rad shades!!!
by JOETHEAVERAGEWHITEGUY November 3, 2017
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