Jamaican Cream Supreme

A few hours before, eat loads of guacamole and avocado, then drink lots of water. During sex, let rip on your partner and the green excrement will look like a Callaloo dish.

Them: What was that?!
You: Just the good ol’ trusty Jamaican Cream Supreme!

by Your nan and her cat February 27, 2021

Jamaican perfume

The smell of weed

Terry said “Did you get a whiff of that? They smell of Jamaican perfume.”

by Weed lawyer January 8, 2023

Jamaican creole

This is how Jamaicans and other countries in the Caribbean talks

Mark: Hmng ubs s sibsa hoosb isjsb afac pum-pum wysg fhdh batty boy gesg peeg ssv bumpe dh hsbs zxbe feue lebx xgeibw

Pearl: wow mark what language is that

Mark: that’s Jamaican Creole or patwah, that how my family and friends in Jamaica speaks

Pearl: SAY WUHHHHHHHHHHHH😳😳😳😳

by Lily’ bam bam January 27, 2024

Jamaican manutschitch

When someone says something way off base, and you want to insult them.

Your friend asks to borrow your car, so you say "nah mon jamaican manutschitch, I'll give you a ride though.

by Billy=D October 9, 2022

Jamaican beetle-juice

XXXTentacion

Have you ever hear of the Jamaican beetle-juice

by jerry dow April 14, 2019

My Sweet Jamaican Empress

I been up most of the night reminiscing about your sweet sexy smile you all ways make me feel happy when I used to wake up to you with your beautiful baby soft skin. Do you remember how I used to run my fingers up & down that smooth back of yours & the way I used to squeeze you tight?No other woman I come across has a back or ass as smooth & sexy as yours.
I want you to be happy,but remember if Errol should ever fall short you know where I am I know you're not the fool around type you're LOYAL to the Maxx that's why I still love you!

No one else comes close to you My Sweet Jamaican Empress

by Janet21 February 23, 2023

Jamaican Blood Transfer

When a man takes a large knife and shoves it up a Vigina he then twists the knife until a good amount of blood gets around her and on the knife. Then he takes the Blood-Soaked knife and shoves it up his Dickhole so a lot of her blood gets inside of him.

I had the best Jamaican Blood Transfer (JBT) last night! Your mom was Tight!

by UberWafflezz November 18, 2011