Good Morning and God Bless

"When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and God bless." The term was first coined by Ethan Klein of H3H3, while discussing bathroom rituals in a Q&A.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and God bless, Hila.
Hila: What?

by OfficialCodini May 23, 2018

country blessing

When someone sneezes on your exposed butt hole

I bent over and spread my cheeks, the homie gave me a country blessing.

by the t3 February 28, 2025

special blessing

(often abbreviated S.B.) a term in evangelical circles to refer to a significant punishment, particularly one that will result in service to the church or its members. (This comes from the logic that your special blessing is the opportunity to serve others.) In some situations the SB is not acknowledged as a punishment, despite it being one.

Sorry, I don't have a day off this week, I got a special blessing for not cleaning the bathroom properly so I've gotta detail the pastor's car and babysit on Monday.

by RemyLinguist February 19, 2023

Good morning and God bless

Doing a good morning and God bless is taking a shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.

The best way to start the day is with a good morning and God bless!

by pepsijonasmax April 7, 2018

Bless

Someone that loves to eat ramen, fight, and have a good time. Most Bless’s will beat a bitch up if you asked them to because they aren’t afraid to fight. They tend to be on the shorter spectrum. If you have a bless never let go of them because it will be very difficult for them to re-accept them into their life again. If you talk shit they will say something about that (and also take screenshots if needed) even though she seems confident she tends to be shy around new people, but once you get to know her she will be a BLESSING in your life.

Girl: you can be such a bless sometimes!

Other girl: someone’s been talking shit about bless’s best friend they about to get their ass beat!

by I am your cult leader lol October 10, 2019

Bless

Said when someone is acting irresponsible or lacking competence in an amusing way.

Aw bless them, they don't know their arm from their elbow, bless their cotton socks.

by Montymouse4 June 24, 2022

Blessing

A girl that’s in love with a boy on the other side of the conty, that has many disgusting experiences with other guys. Heard Blessings awazi new boyfriend treats more than great there love is magical and that her ex and all her old tings are a bunch of clowns.

Blessing the one that went out with that bum

by sosababyyyy April 22, 2021