an exceptional scene culled from a pornographic film; the penultimate segment of a pornographic work
popularized by the film 'the 40-year old virgin' in which he is given a tape of sacred porno moments called "boner jams '03".
popularized by the film 'the 40-year old virgin' in which he is given a tape of sacred porno moments called "boner jams '03".
by phishy1 August 23, 2006
(noun)the female equivalent of a Cock-Block; a person who interferes with a woman's chance of getting laid, lucky, or boned; generally the "ugly friend" or "previously rejected."
(verb) to block a female from getting sex.
also Clam-Jammy (adj) describing a person with nookie blocking qualities, who may pose a threat to other men-seeking women.
(verb) to block a female from getting sex.
also Clam-Jammy (adj) describing a person with nookie blocking qualities, who may pose a threat to other men-seeking women.
"Jane, you are a bitter Clam-Jam! That guy was incredibly hot, and now he's gone!"
"That Clam-Jam may be five-foot-ten, but I have the Kama Sutra memorized and he'll never know."
"I am going to Clam-Jam Samantha, because that nasty wench spilled my drink and flirted with my boyfriend."
"There is a very Clam-Jammy cougar leaning at the bar, and I'd like to cut off her stilettos with a nail file."
"That Clam-Jam may be five-foot-ten, but I have the Kama Sutra memorized and he'll never know."
"I am going to Clam-Jam Samantha, because that nasty wench spilled my drink and flirted with my boyfriend."
"There is a very Clam-Jammy cougar leaning at the bar, and I'd like to cut off her stilettos with a nail file."
by Colleen E. December 30, 2007
by 613 rida September 03, 2010
A traffic jam that seems to happen for absolutely no reason. No roadworks, no traffic lights, no car crashes, no nothing. Just a great big traffic jam.
The common driver is often left not only frustrated, but also confused, after coming out of a phantom jam.
by Atomik Spongeface June 16, 2008
The Act of discretely recieving sexual pleasure from a jacuzzi jet by placing one's genitals in front of the jet's blast.
note - it is always a good idea to have a spotter and/or a decoy, should a lifeguard become suspicious.
note - it is always a good idea to have a spotter and/or a decoy, should a lifeguard become suspicious.
"Yo last friday we wasn't gettin' no play at da club, so me and my homies rolled to the rec centre and jet jammed the fuck out dat bitch!"
"Dude, i got banned from the pool last week cause i got caught jet jamming by one of the life guards... so embarassing"
"Dude, i got banned from the pool last week cause i got caught jet jamming by one of the life guards... so embarassing"
by M-Russ November 04, 2009