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Herp

Lacking understanding. Not making sense. Nonsense.

The origin of Derp is easily found, but often wrong. Some claim it began with BASEketball, a 1998 film by the creators of South Park... which in turn led to the replacement of Chef by a Mr. Derp.

Close, but no cigar. The real origin predates 1998 by more than two decades... but Chef is a nice parallel with the original origin, which was surely the inspiration behind the name of his replacement.
The first appearance of the original was on The Muppet Show "Sex and Violence" which first aired in 1975.
The Chef in this case was Swedish. He never said anything remotely English, and spoke in a strange language that was strange enough to be almost Swedish.
Quite often he said something that often sounded like "Herp derp herpy derpy"

That is it. Pure and simple. Completely lacking understanding. Pöpcørn shrimpee. Herp derp.
Pöpcørn shrimpee. Herp derp.
by Piss Miggy May 24, 2021
mugGet the Herpmug.

Herps

It means ‘Herpes’ but this slow person said it’s “Herps” so it’s just the bootleg version of ‘Herpes’
“He gave you herps”
by Zeiora March 6, 2019
mugGet the Herpsmug.

Herp

Herp
Half a Herp but found out later it was a dumpster bump
by Dr.FatAnt.702 June 18, 2025
mugGet the Herpmug.

Irish Herpes

The light brown froth left on one’s upper lip when drinking a heavy, dark stout beer like Guinness.
It’s time to give myself a bad case of Irish Herpes.”
by EM2 June 21, 2023
mugGet the Irish Herpesmug.

Hand Herpes

When someone has a sexual herpes on their hand that they got from sexual activity or from a red marker
OMG that Butch witch has hand herpes
by mrstealyobish69 April 26, 2015
mugGet the Hand Herpesmug.

Washington Herpes Bowl

To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!
They had a Washington Herpes Bowl at grandpa's funeral yesterday. Reminded me of him.
by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023
mugGet the Washington Herpes Bowlmug.

gona-sphi-herpe-aid

used to tell someone that some one else DEFINATELY has some sort of STD
Dan has had sex with so many chicks I think he has gona-sphi-herpe-aid
by Mary-Jo April 27, 2006
mugGet the gona-sphi-herpe-aidmug.

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