A "Hans Jakob" is a introverted male teenager who is kinda handsome, a little bit of a class clown but not populare, not at all sporty he has a small group of friends that he likes to hang out with.
by Henrkn July 25, 2019
Get the Hans Jakobmug. by ThePunisher3000 July 24, 2017
Get the Hanmug. a sexual predator or pedophile
by anonymousqwerty5 August 14, 2017
Get the mr. hanmug. When you are way beyond hangry. A ravenous hunger fueled by rage because you had to wait an insane amount of time to eat.
by candlegirl January 12, 2021
Get the Han-gragemug. 
Common street slang for a perfect girl. Mostly used around Dracut, Lowell, Chelmsford Massachusetts.
Seems intimidating at first, but will eventually be your favorite person. In the world.
Usually are very short and know how to dress.
Pretty eyes, pretty face, and unforgettable smile.
Knows how to make any boy smile.
Great therapists and will listen to you.
Bad at drawing.
Great hugs.
Low IQ.
But will make you fall in love every single time.
Seems intimidating at first, but will eventually be your favorite person. In the world.
Usually are very short and know how to dress.
Pretty eyes, pretty face, and unforgettable smile.
Knows how to make any boy smile.
Great therapists and will listen to you.
Bad at drawing.
Great hugs.
Low IQ.
But will make you fall in love every single time.
by jermaineisswag December 2, 2021
Get the Han Phammug. Though their seemingly cold and intimidating demeanor could discourage anyone from potentially forming relationships with them, they can grow to be the warmest and most humor-inducing people you've ever encountered. They are equally charismatic as they are lovely! You'll be left in awe of just how passionate and committed they are to their aspirations, not to mention that they are great listeners. It is also admirable how they don't falter and succumb when they find themselves in a tough disposition.
What can I say—they are so so lovely
What can I say—they are so so lovely
hi hans
by Xrvst June 26, 2022
Get the Hansmug.