Glanding

Means you are messing around or having fun. Usually to the annoyance of others.

Olivier, stop glanding we need to be serious.

by Lefu March 24, 2022

Garnish

An unnecessary decoration/ addition that adds no real purpose. Like the price of cilantro restaurants put on every meal.

“My headband is just a garnish to my outfit”
“I don’t know why she puts her cereal in a special clear box, it’s just a garnish”

by br1tney spears April 9, 2022

Garnishable Ratio

The ratio of your wages to how many kids you have essentially leaving you broke. A tool that is used by potential Baby Mama's to see how breedable you are. When trading up they are climbing that GR Ladder

Me : Damn bro. Dale's Baby Mama done left him. She climbing that Garnishable Ladder.

Paul :. What's his Garnishable Ratio ?

Me:. 5 kids on $50000. So he's 10000. Her new man got none on $100000.

Paul: Bitch be climbing that GR ladder.

by BandanaMan🧝 May 19, 2022

Garnannielle

Garnannielle is a kind, loving, and joking person. She may act like she is completely stupid but she is not. They are rare and you may not find any but if you do (which may be me) will be the nicest person you meet. She sometimes acts like she doesn't give a damn about you but deep down you mean the world to her.

Do you see that girl helping that person out?

Yeah, she's a total Garnannielle.

by Anonymous_User </3 June 15, 2022

Garnet

Two lesbians in a attractive skin suit

I like garnet 🥰

by WaterFromMyPants July 18, 2022

garnersnurgger

an unknown word

Person: Garnersnurgger
Person2: WTF

by anonymous July 25, 2022

Gladnia

Gladnia is a loving and caring mom. She wants the best for people, sometimes it doesn’t come off that way but she does. Love you mummy!
Your bestie and fav child!

You must be a Gladnia you want the best for you kids.

by G_thefunniest September 12, 2022