fucktardation

Coming too late due to coming too late. A valid explanation for being late for an appointment as a result of having had a sexual encounter, if;

-the individuals being addressed respect the nature of the sexual act
-no relatives were entangled
(-Miley Cirus was attempted deported to North Korea, at least in someone's mind)

Man#1: Why are you 6 hours and 9 minutes late? We were going to the State Prison to throw fortune cookies over the wall!

Man#2: My most thorough apologies, I experienced a moderate case of fucktardation. She had the looks of Megan Fox.

You? Still going dry?

Man#1: FML. You are free of blame.

M#1: Ah, there you are, fucktard.
M#2: Yeah, your sister was too butterfaced to be quicky with.
M#1: Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

by hareutz August 5, 2009

Fucktard

Fuck and retard conjoined. Often referring to people such as handy douches, such as: Justin Bieber, Kanye West, and those guys who use your face jokes too often (and your mom jokes)

Example 1
Guy1: Oh thats funny!
Guy2: Your face is funny!!!!
Guy1: God dammit, Fuck, your such a FUCKTARD!

Example2
Guy1: Do you know how high mount Everest is?
Guy2: Your mom!!
Guy1: Can you be more of a FUCKTARD??!

by SmitheeFuckTard December 26, 2009

Fucktard

To be really fucking retarded

If you are conor smale you are a "fucktard

by anthony nichols February 4, 2009

Fucktard

People who flame others on urban dictionary.

Heehee Chris is such a faggot! He can't get laid! I'm gonna beat him up in-real!

by tt February 18, 2003

Fucktard

An extremely retarded internet user.

<noob> HOW DO I CHANGE MY AVATAR?!!11 WHERES THE MODERATORSZ?!11

<vet> STFU u FUCKTARD.

by Teh Deputy November 24, 2003

FuckTard

When someone is acting really stupid and dumb

Jeez that guy is a real fucktard on the road

by JWolff August 30, 2006

fucktarded

Used to describe somebody who has been fucked recently and is now retarded, obsessed, infatuated and/or stalking because of it.

"Did you see that girl at the bar?"
"Yeah, we did it, and now she's fucktarded over me."

"Why hasn't Josh been hanging out?"
"Oh, he got laid, and now he is fucktarded over some bitch from Seattle."

by windigo77 June 12, 2009