Shut the fuck up Jaylen

When someone says something that is typical of them too say, and no one gives a fuck about.

Jaylen: Analea still loves me...
The Boys: Shut the fuck up Jaylen!

by Gilesey923 June 17, 2020

Fuck My Mind Up

The synopsis of "Enlighten Me". A general expression of excitement or curiosity towards any new, unusual or unfamiliar knowledge attained; ranging from social science and general epistemology. Subjects or discussion pertaining to a Utopian perspective or dialectical connotations, politics, sociology, religion, arts, history, theories that changes and challenges one's traditional belief system including his or her philosophical ideas and idealism. This expression is often used by positive skeptics to neither disprove nor dismiss one's substantiated statement however their reaction varies; commonly involves a stimulating, intellectual argument during a decent and eloquent conversation.

John: 9/11 was an inside job.The CIA did it. Jet fuels didn't melt steal beams, so the reports say
Sam: Fuck my mind up, John

by UnAmerican Me 1987 August 2, 2016

Fuck Up of the First Order

1) Adjective - The ultimate mistake which ends with disastrous consequences, usually involving multiple parties which were not, directly, involved in the incident. Usually, it starts with a minor, low level, bad decision.
2) Noun - A person who commits the "ultimate" mistake.

The introduction of the Africanized Bee in Brazil in 1957 created consequences that spanned across continents and devastated ecosystems. This is prime example of a "fuck up of the first order".

The person who actually released the bees, or setup the conditions where the bees where released, is also nown as a "fuck up of the first order".

by John9999 October 7, 2011

shut the fuck up boomer

when a boomer says something stupid

Ex1: Boomer: whats minecraft? Gamer: shut the fuck up boomer

Ex2: Boomer: phone bad. Gamer: shut the fuck up boomer

by Jesus Christ is my [removed] October 15, 2019

fuck up dance

When Lee drinks enough that he thinks he can dance. Ryan: "Hes got the legs right but the rest is just fucked up" This dance is almost as bad as the Elain dance on Seinfeld, just without the thumbs.

Damn it must be a good night if Lee is drunk enough to do the fuck up dance.

by leethal August 6, 2003

Fucking up my Christmas

Fuckin up my christmas is a new way of saying fuckin up my shit
This is not so much a holliday oriented song
As it is an exclamation of dismay at the sight of a beautiful woman

She fuckin up my christmas biznitch
Catchin glimpses in tiny tid bits
I was fine till you was in my bizness
With you're volleyball booty and you're frilly pink tits
Yo what up wit dis, it mc chris

by LôKî™ September 16, 2005

Fucking up my couch

To negativley impact ones good time through certain actions or events.

Josh is really fucking up my couch with this country music he is playing.

by Babs49 January 29, 2009