front bum

ya fanny or the front of your ass

1-u have a front bum
2-dont you mean fanny

by gob shite May 23, 2005

Front Loader

The area surrounding the rolls of fat just above a fat woman's crotch. Similar to the fup.

Damn, even though she lost all that weight, she still has her front loader.

by munnie October 13, 2008

Front Load

The act of emptying tobacco from the tip of your cigarette/cigar and replacing it with marijuana.

"You tryin to roll a blunt?"
"Nah man I'm just front load my cig"

by Useyourrealname September 20, 2014

Whiskey Front

An impromtu drinking session that may last long into the night and cause damage, e.g., a hangover, associated self loathing and loss of personal productivity. Analogous to a cold front in weather terms.

"I thought you were going deer hunting with us this morning."
"Naw, man. A whiskey front blew through last night and left me disabled."

by Pay Dirt April 14, 2020

The Cold Front

When you submerge your dick and balls into ice cold water and once completely numb, fuck your girl.

“Bro last night was crazy, ‘the cold front’ came through while we were fucking.”

by Badday_18 September 1, 2018

Front dump

When a person takes a long forceful piss

After those twelve beers I had a wicked front dump.

by Bigblackdrew October 20, 2017

Front Plater

A resident of New York or New Jersey driving around in Pennsylvania with a license plate on the front of their car.

These front platers have no idea how to drive here in Pennsylvania! Go back to New York or New Jersey!

by JGUMBY August 5, 2023