Carpool King (or simply CPK) is a term used for a person who is very sensitive to the environment and would like to carpool versus driving individual vehicles to the same destination. CPKs enjoy the company of others in the vehicle as it promotes great conversations and makes for a very enjoyable ride versus driving in your vehicle alone. And thus, CPKs are very well respected for both their concern for the environment and the conducive ability to facilitate conversations and to make the car ride more enjoyable. Every large group greater than 3 should have a CPK.
Mark : Yo Whadduppp! I'm jonesing for some Pho - let's hit up Pho Shizzle, aite? You feeling me bro?
Tim : No Mark, I don't feel you and I'm not your bro. Maybe we should carpool? Parking is kinda tight at Pho Shizzle and we should help reduce emissions.
Mark: Tim, that's so gangsta of you to consider the environment. You're so Carpool King man!
Tim : No Mark, I don't feel you and I'm not your bro. Maybe we should carpool? Parking is kinda tight at Pho Shizzle and we should help reduce emissions.
Mark: Tim, that's so gangsta of you to consider the environment. You're so Carpool King man!
by Onscreen Goddess April 15, 2010
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Get the King's Seatmug. 1. The king of hearts (in a deck of cards)
3. the name of a crime movie (suicide kings)
4. a male drama queen
Origin: The king of hearts appears to be stabbing himself in the head in a standard deck of playing cards.
The origin of the male drama queen meaning probably originated from people who always threaten to commit suicide.
3. the name of a crime movie (suicide kings)
4. a male drama queen
Origin: The king of hearts appears to be stabbing himself in the head in a standard deck of playing cards.
The origin of the male drama queen meaning probably originated from people who always threaten to commit suicide.
"Wow what a suicide king, when is he going to realize nobody cares that his girl dumped him for a total asshole?"
by Alex Umrysh October 17, 2004
Get the suicide kingmug.