A sexual practice where the male is seated and a female performs falletio while on her knees. It is often accompanied by the female providing lavish complements to the man related to his verility, intelligence and charm.
I was really horny after a very successfully week after a lot of hard work. I knew my wife wouldn't care. I checked out the BP ads and was able to meet a very attractive escort who provided king service for less than $100. I left smiling and felt rewarded for my hard work.
by Bikeboy50 February 27, 2014
King Paimon is a spirit named in The Lesser Key of Solomon (in the Ars Goetia),1 Johann Weyer's Pseudomonarchia Daemonum,2 Collin de Plancy's Dictionnaire Infernal,3 the Livre des Esperitz (as "Poymon"),4 the Liber Officiorum Spirituum (as Paymon),56 The Book of Abramelin,7 and certain French editions of The Grimoire of Pope Honorius (as Bayemon);89 as well as British Library, Sloane MS 3824.
Shadow : Hey do you know Paimon?
Reo : Ah yes the emergency food
Shadow : No i meant The Spirit called King Paimon
Reo : Oh...
Reo : Ah yes the emergency food
Shadow : No i meant The Spirit called King Paimon
Reo : Oh...
by ShadowWasTaken May 10, 2021
by jon barker May 14, 2009
by Esquana June 17, 2017
by Boomendo January 28, 2017
1. The king of hearts (in a deck of cards)
3. the name of a crime movie (suicide kings)
4. a male drama queen
Origin: The king of hearts appears to be stabbing himself in the head in a standard deck of playing cards.
The origin of the male drama queen meaning probably originated from people who always threaten to commit suicide.
3. the name of a crime movie (suicide kings)
4. a male drama queen
Origin: The king of hearts appears to be stabbing himself in the head in a standard deck of playing cards.
The origin of the male drama queen meaning probably originated from people who always threaten to commit suicide.
"Wow what a suicide king, when is he going to realize nobody cares that his girl dumped him for a total asshole?"
by Alex Umrysh October 17, 2004