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flush house

A poker hand containing 2 cards of one rank, and 3 cards of another rank, all of the same suit.
Josh: Alright, what did you get?

All: *reveals cards*

Rekka: Flush House. I win.

Josh: Rekka wtf?

Mary: What are you trying to pull?
by ShotgunPixie April 20, 2024
mugGet the flush housemug.

Bellmead Flush

Verb: The act that Bellmeadians do, of Flushing Narcotics down the toilet when the Sheriff's barge through their front trailer door. Bellmead is a two tooth town 2 miles outside of Waco, Texas.
Yo, Ernest did the Bellmead Flush last night, but forgot the stuff in his pillow case. They found it and charged him for >1<4..
by ToothlessinBellmead April 13, 2021
mugGet the Bellmead Flushmug.

pre-meditated flush

upon reaching tolietry facility, the pre flushing of the toilet before the feces is relocated. Usually used when a homosapien has to shit so bad and so loud, and knows it is going to require more than a courtesy flush. Matches in hand.
My shit was so bad i flushed before i started, it was a pre-meditated flush.
by Matt Hargis March 11, 2008
mugGet the pre-meditated flushmug.

Flush Factory

Isaac: Dude i’m getting the best Flush Factory right now from fine shyt!
Conner: Same man, this is awesome!
Lucas: Got room for one more?
by JuggerFromDaO January 5, 2025
mugGet the Flush Factorymug.

fluid flush

The act of nutting inside of a female companion then inserting a garden hose into the same hole to preform a "fluid flush" this can also be done with a turkey baster and some warm water to remove the semen and thus preventing procreation.
"oh shit I didn't pull out, we should preform a fluid flush", "Nah screw the condom we can just do a fluid flush when we are done."
by CNDPineapple February 8, 2021
mugGet the fluid flushmug.

:Flushed:

It Means your Very cringe haram and -1000000000 social credit
Hey what are you doing? :flushed: -10000 social credit your execute is tomorrow for saying flushed
by BasedImpostor November 13, 2021
mugGet the :Flushed:mug.

Manual flush

When you take a poop that is so big that there is a 100% chance of it clogging the toilet. One performs a manual dump by taking the log out of the toilet (preferably with rubber gloves), putting it into a plastic bag and then taking a walk of shame to the outside garbage.

This is generally due to constipation. Very common in kratom users.
*taking a shit*

*glances in bowl*

Me: “I’ll get the gloves, this is a manual flush. If you stepped on this turd you would probably break your ankle.”
by danasp_42 May 11, 2020
mugGet the Manual flushmug.

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