period erection

Why this is an exclamation point of course! It is a period that is in a state of enthusiasm. It has nothing to do with vulgar sex stuff or menses.
Teacher: "Okay class. Today we will learn about the exclamation point and what it means. Understood?"

The teacher then draws one on the smartboard.
Ernie: "Umm, Miss B? Why does your period have a boner? It's like a period erection or something!"
Class laughs.
Teacher: "That's enough, class! Ernie! Get your hands out of your pants! You little pervert! Stop staring at my chest!"
by von groovy January 28, 2025
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NH women’s first round test for estimating national public approval of select prospective sexual partners. Using mass media to share your oral event, your partner goes down town rounding third base with a hands-on demonstration while you debate the best approaches to meeting all of the needs of your cuntry. A popular vote ensures that the incumbent moves on to a second round, so that they can officially Iowa cock-us.
Joe- Have you been watching Becky’s New Hampshire Primary Erection? You can tell she’s wicked excited about the whole thing.

Stephanie- Yeah! I love how liberally the first candidate gives..

Joe- give Becky an inch and she’ll take a mile though…

Stephanie - it’s still noble how much he focuses on cummunity. Some say he’s thrusting himself into the spotlight, but I like it. Naw’mean?
by BeckyJean 603 August 05, 2022
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Erect Snowballs

When you rub your cum all over your nutsack and have your partner suck the nut off
John: Dave, how was your first date?

Dave: it was fucking gold, we were having hot steamy sex and she gave me the erect snowballs!
by Petergrabbonmynuts November 01, 2021
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Confection Erection

The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.
Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!
by gelatin.skelet0n January 10, 2019
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Emotionally Erect

When your mental state has heightened to pure Euphoria, due to either extreme attraction or immense excitement
I know its only been six dates, but whenever I'm around her I'm emotionally erect.
by Cheeks1+ May 25, 2024
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financial erection

When you see loads of 0's on a check and you can't help yourself.
Yo dude, my check just came and gave me this massive financial erection.

If I was Trump right now I'd have the biggest financial erection.
by lolafier December 19, 2016
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