Epic Fail

The most celestial pair of words in the universe.
Hades: Why can't I kill Odysseus?

Zeus: Ahaha Epic fail.
by ihatelifemorethanyou November 01, 2009
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epic fail

failing so bad at something that its a totally laughable matter.
teacher: spell the word, cupcake

student: k, u, p, k, a, k, e.

epic fail
by Diiesel February 13, 2009
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epic manuever

An action so immensely amazing or extremely stupid both for the betterment of the party.Also can apply when someone totally owns someone or something so hard.
Did you just jump over that moving car?
.. yah blindfolded...
..WoW what an epic manuever
by epic child September 23, 2006
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epic aids

the highest form of aids something can have
this thread has epic aids
by Seasoul January 24, 2008
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epic faggotry

Another word for the untamed denizens of wildly unmoderated websites like Topix.net (see African American section), 4chan.org, and half the blogs noone really give a shit about where people freely air their stupidities
Not temp b& AGAIN! Fuck this is the fourth time of epic faggotry I've dealt with those goddamn /b/tarded mods!
by Jack694 December 06, 2009
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Epic noms

The definition of epic foods, like tacos and taquitos. Epic noms can usually be achieved by becoming very hungry then eating noms, this is defined as epic noms.
Example:
Dude 1: Dudez you wantz to come overz to haz some pizza?
Dude 2: Fuck yes, EPIC NOMS ACHIEVED!
by Fonz69 November 07, 2010
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Epic Song

Any song with pulse shattering vocals and face melting guitar solos. This type of song will never be heard on the radio as the general public couldn't possibly comprehend all its majesty and splendor. Songs of this magnitude are more scarce than a seal in a shark tank. So don't go naming every Nickeback single you hear epic. In fact if you listen to nickelback an epic song would break you.
Iron Maidens Number of the Beast! This little hell raiser from the 80s Is a massively epic song. Listen at your own risk and keep it away from women, children, and babie kittens.
by Doyle52 April 17, 2010
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