Deuce

2 ounces of promethazine cough syrup aka purple drank, lean, texas tea, purp, and many others.

Yo man pour up deuce and mix it up with that sprite.

by M. Markovich December 28, 2005

ace deuce

best friend (prison slang)

Yo, ace deuce, shank that cho mo for me.

by The Inmate June 21, 2008

deucer

A double shot of hard alcohol

All those deucers put me to the ground

by TLC1234 September 23, 2005

droppin' a deuce

pooping you retard.

"Where were you?" "Droppin' a deuce you retard."

by em & jane September 27, 2003

deuce ninja

(noun) Any dog that can catch a frisbee or jump more than one and a half times its own height. These athletic feats of agility distinguish certain dogs as ninjas instead of regular shit factories.

The deuce ninja jumped the fence again chasing the mailman.

by Scrapheap Markus January 12, 2008

deuce cloud

A cloud of gas with the distinctive odor of deuce. A discharge of flatulence. Often appears after a crop dusting. Emanates from the sphincter, usually deadly.

Man, this deuce cloud is so thick I think I can taste it.

by Malnack July 7, 2010

deuce-dialing

Talking on your cell, or texting whilst taking a dump. Then after finishing said dump, taking a picture of your poop with the cell and sending it to the friend you were texting/speaking to. Note: contrary to what many believe, deuce-dialing is not merely the act of talking/texting while pooping, but taking and sending a picture of the aftermath. No picture and you're merely having a conversation while you poop, not deuce-dialing.

You are talking to your friend while taking a dump. After the end of the conversation, you hang up, take a photo of the crap, and send it along to him/her. Congratulations, you're "deuce-dialing".

by BigBlanket June 13, 2011